Elephant Man Getting a Haircut

Term used to describe a futile or pointless modificatiion to an already existing & pathetic system. For example, fat girls drinking diet coke makes no sense because they already ordered the Papa Johns for brunch.

"Why is Lee Chop Ming trying to bulk up when his face looks squashed on a windshield? He's like the fucking Elephant man Getting a Haircut, he's still ugly as fuck."

by Nick Blakerrr July 25, 2006

Old Man Jerry (OMJ)

When your working outside and you gotta take a huge shit, but there is no bathroom in site. So you drop your pants, lean up against the nearest house and make it rain. When you are finished you find a garden hose and wash it off.

Hey Patrick, where you been? I had to take a massive dump and was running around trying to find a bathroom..I couldn't hold it any longer so I had to pull an Old Man Jerry (OMJ)

by Rosh507 December 14, 2014

suck the man out of the boat

to suck the clit from the lips of a cunt.

She loves it when i suck the man out of the boat.

by green shit July 6, 2006

belt-and-suspenders man

In-the-closet male transvestite. Wears trousers held up with a belt. Underneath wears stockings and suspenders.

If only he knew that he should have used BRACES to provide additional trouser (not pants) security.

Example must have at least 20 letters and 3 words blah blah blah

by fubarderby February 11, 2005

poor mans six pack

A plastic grocery bag filled with an assortment of cheap beers found in the back of the fridge, usually brought to a party by a low class individual, who ends up drinking your beer anyway.

What is said Tony: I will stop and get some beer on the way to your house.

What actually happens: Tony shows up with a poor mans six pack, aka. natty and Old Mill. in a grocery bag to a liquor party

by JCMIKETONY February 6, 2006

one man one cup

The most horrible viral video. Video depicts a man sitting on a pickle jar until the jar fits securely in his anus, then it breaks and he begins to bleed profusely

Dude I just saw one man one cup and i'm bout to puke!

by briguy0389 May 3, 2009

see a man about a wallaby

Take a crap, drop a bomb, drop some friends off at the pool, feed the porcalin, brown the water, kill a potatoe, make a deposit, feed the chickens, chop the firewood, weed the lawn, attack the castle, make an appeal, go windsurfing, see a movie, write an english paper, farfegnuegin, or make some chocolate. If you are confused, we're talking about pooping here.
The wallaby one is honestly from a Disney movie, "Finding Nemo". Man, Disney, good call!

Excuse me, I have to go see a man about a walaby. Keep rinsing, we'll start on the back molars in just a few.

by stevie September 15, 2003