lobster love

when a significant other has a death grip on your member during a handjob

I can't get a robust boner without Bernice and her lobster love

by fragilebastarad March 17, 2015

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True Love High

When you mix Melatonin and Benadryl and get zoned out

“Wanna get True Love High?”
“Sure”

by BobTheDBouncer May 4, 2022

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Basic and or limited skills one brings to their bedroom sex game. The inability to adequately satisfy your partner sexually in the bedroom. Only performing one basic sex position in the bedroom. While refusing to expand their sexual repertoire believing their sex game is tight as it is.

Amaya: I learned a new sex term from my professor during my human sexuality class today.

Amia: What term did you learn?

Amaya: Puppy love and I immediately thought about my ex-boyfriend.

Amia: Yeah, I remember you telling me about his skill or lack of in the bedroom. Puppy love wow.

by Starving Artist246 April 15, 2025

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Love On Keyy Day

#December 1st. It’s #Keyys Birthday so show him some love. Kisses, Hugs, Money, food etc. Celebrate the day right!

#December 1st. TIME TO CELEBRATE Love On Keyy Day

by K3RON September 19, 2022

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Love Lounging

When two people are awkwardly sitting next to each other holding hands, simultaneously making everyone around them uncomfortable.

Variations may include gazing into one another’s eyes or weirdly caressing one another’s faces in front of others.

I almost threw up when I saw my parents love lounging by the fire - GROSS!

by Holly M Schultz August 3, 2025

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