EXCUSE ME, WHAT THE FUCK?!

my reaction when visiting r/noahgettheboat

person 1: *logs onto reddit and goes to r/noahgettheboat*
person 1: EXCUSE ME, WHAT THE FUCK?!
*person 1's parent proceeds to whoop them*

by direct crit October 21, 2023

hola at me

Fight me then call me

Jake:hey lissa

Alyssa;hola at me!!!

by Weirdo225 June 23, 2017

No Me

The term used in defense of the victim of a no u attack, thus taking the sexual connotation onto oneself instead of the victim; this saves their sexuality with a sacrifice of your own.

"Haha hey man this rap album is p bad."

"Bro ur mom gay"

(vigilante) "NO ME"

"Holy shit fam thanks for that save haha I was about to go total gay whew"

by Astute Gentleman May 20, 2018

Me

A ugly girl with short hair who likes monster energy wayyyy to much as has no friends

Man me is so ugly

by BARK BARK MONSTER ENERGY December 22, 2020

Me

Someone bootyful... you, yes you reading this right now.

ME MYSELF AND I

by wait what is a pseudonym January 17, 2019

Got me like Niagara Falls

When you pull up on a girl in a red Ryder wagon listening to what does the fox say. You will have such clout and be so sexy she will be wet as Niagara Falls. You should also flex your tiny pp.

Damn sis he got me like Niagara Falls!

by Sweatycheesyballsack September 24, 2020

Watch me suffer

You're the one who got gang raped by fat cocks. You'd think you'd be on my side.

Hym "Well, you want to watch me suffer but that is NOT what Jesus told you to do. Is it? Bad girl. 20 lashes in my studio apartment."

by Hym Iam November 8, 2024