Your dad went to the milk store

This condition is usually when you become a Dream/Dream SMP stan.

A Living Human: "Your dad went to the milk store"
A Dream Stan: "WHAT IM CANNCELLING YOU 172.128.4.1" *FAKE IP*

by omaksusepic May 8, 2022

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national shave your butthole day

A day when everyone unites and takes a razor to their asshole.

"Yo bro you got your razor? Its national shave your butthole day!"

by Buttholeday September 16, 2021

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national kiss your girlfriend day

national kiss your girlfriend day is on september 21, when u obviously kiss your girlfriend. She deserves a kiss from you today and after that kiss hug her real tight trust me she’s been wanting you to do this for a while…

your bf: 😘
you: 😳 😏
your bf: it’s national kiss your girlfriend day

by a girl duhh September 20, 2021

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Giving up on your crush💔

Giving up on your crush is hard. And that's ok. But if you're giving up your crush for someone you know likes them too, you don't deserve to feel pain. You deserve the world.

Bestie . "Yea, I really like (your crush)!!"
You. "Oh..!! Haha, simp..!! That's cool..!! I like..(fake crush)!!.."

You. "They'll never like me.. I give up.."

Giving up on your crush💔 is hard and that's ok.

by sensitive_ass_kid September 21, 2021

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