If you're homeless, just buy a house

Something to say back to people when they give completely useless advice.

Jim: "Man I'm having so much trouble figuring out the proper technique to install my dishwasher."
Colin: "Just install it, easy as that."
Jim: "Oh cool, so if you're homeless, just buy a house. Easy, problem solved. Duh."

by suburban__dictionary January 2, 2023

You're Gayer

This is a reversed attack, to the normal "You're gay."

The person using this comeback is usually, definitely, the actual "gayest," by using logic.

1: You're gay.

2: Yeah, but you're gayer.

by goosemilkandcateggs March 19, 2022

You're my iris

The feeling of deep love and affection someone has for you that the person would give up forever just to touch you (based off the song iris by the goo goo dolls)

Boy: hey girl, you're my iris
Girl: awww youd give up forever just for me?
Boy: yea

by Mike Graves October 21, 2025

not sure what you're on

When somebody fucking says the stupidest of stupid shit so you must think they use crack, LSD, methamphetamine, ayahuasca , marijuana or another drug

Phil: The Dallas cowboys are making the super bowl this year we Dem Boyz

De'eon: I'm not sure what you're on but I definitely want some of that because that shit you just said was fucking stupid I may need some brain bleach after hearing that

by Bleeding guns January 29, 2023

you're cracked

A figurative language to describe someone who is insanely good or talented (usually at a videogame).

sheesh dude you're cracked at this playing this character

by gnome cucker April 7, 2024

you're testing my zen

A Phrased that can be used when somebody is pissing you tf off. Zen is the feeling of being calm and not feeling the urge to punch somebody in the face when there being disrespectful so when your "zen" is being testing that means your struggling to not punch them in the face

random women: "you look like a rat"

me: "bitch you're testing my Zen right now"

by BreKatOwO March 3, 2021

off you'r

the mispelled version of " off your " , usually done by arabic kids

Mohammed : get off you'r chair and git job you kess ommak

by Cyka blyat 123 February 23, 2020