you're illegal

When you're so beautiful you're a danger for the society

Bro, you look amazing today, you're illegal

by moonshineinsea August 6, 2021

scoopin' what you're poopin'

Picking up what someone is putting down.

-"You get what I'm saying?"

-"I'm scoopin' what you're poopin'."

by AHixson March 8, 2024

You're

A word not to be confused with "your," as "your" is short for "you are."
"You're" is used when you say somebody owns something, or is related to it;
See examples below.

"You're definition is wrong!"
"Well that's you're problem."
"You're mom is thicc."

by prettysoon3443 December 17, 2021

But YOU'RE a bible nerd too!

Nah, you... You shut the fuck up... Bitch..

Dork "But YOU'RE a bible nerd too!"

Hym "I did say I wasn't! I said YOU are fuck-face!"

by Hym Iam August 9, 2023

Wait... You're NOT Hym

Hey, what happened to your wife? And why are you so militant about excising people who remind you of me from the discourse? What about them frightens you so? First Andy. Then Zerka. THEN Flousy. Why is it that every time another one pops up... THIS fucking guy always takes a hard-line stance against them? Wait... Waitwaitwait... You're not...

Wife "Wait... You're NOT Hym!?"

Just some fucking guy "Well... I am... And I'm not..."

Hym "Bwahahahahaha... Are they... Are they doing the thing? Ohohohoho... THAT! That would be hilarious! Seriously though... Her lil ass is adorable. High-pitch squeaky laugh. Wildly charming. If the answer is worse then... You know... Holler are your literally deity."

by Hym Iam September 23, 2023

You're Gayer

This is a reversed attack, to the normal "You're gay."

The person using this comeback is usually, definitely, the actual "gayest," by using logic.

1: You're gay.

2: Yeah, but you're gayer.

by goosemilkandcateggs March 19, 2022

You're my iris

The feeling of deep love and affection someone has for you that the person would give up forever just to touch you (based off the song iris by the goo goo dolls)

Boy: hey girl, you're my iris
Girl: awww youd give up forever just for me?
Boy: yea

by Mike Graves October 21, 2025