Whale Watching

The sport of watching a fatty go from being hideous to gorgeous in the space of 10 pints

Donz "Dim you going whale watching again tonight?"
Dim "Enough talk lads Kim is giving me the eye" downs pint number 6
Veitch "wahheyy enjoy the whale watching"
Jack "Don't forget the harpoon"

by MegRoe October 19, 2018

Bird watching

Code for sexual activities. Sounds innocent but not.

Me and bob are going Bird watching at his house.

by Bawston69 July 9, 2020

lets watch ninjago

another way of saying lets have gay sex

"Hey Colin lets watch ninjago"

by Sheistenberg November 30, 2022

tug watch

A pre-planned rotation where 2 or more men take turns tugging whilst sleeping.

The first guy waits for the others to fall asleep. Once they are sleeping, the first guy tugs. When the first guy finishes, they wake the second guy in the rotation. Once the first guy falls asleep the second guy can tug. This process continues down the line until the last guy finishes tugging.

This practice ensures maximum privacy in any situation where multiple horny men are sleeping in the same room.

the boys are on tug watch tonight

by mistertc February 13, 2025