Tool Box Ted

Referring to bicycle mechanics. A guy who thinks he is a pro mechanic because he’s watched a few videos on YouTube. He has more money than brains. He tries to work on his own bike but usually does more harm than good. He then takes said bike to a real mechanic for a real fix and always blames his errors on non-existent manufacturing defects.

Mechanic: What the fuck happened to this wheel?

TBT: I tried truing it, but it just wouldn’t work. Obviously there’s something wrong with it.

Mechanic: It looks like a God Damn Pringle. Jesus you’re a Tool Box Ted.

by LtDanGotNoLegs March 29, 2020

Weapon on the tools

Australian Slang: A person who is highly competent at a specific skill. ‘Weapon’ refers to a person who displays great skills or competence. ‘On the tools’ is an ambiguous reference to a particular task or skill set.

‘Wow James is an excellent cook.’
‘Yeah, he’s a weapon on the tools.’

by PAtredes November 7, 2023

tool

someone who tries way to hard to fit in, pisses people off, and makes an ass of themselves. usually one with an ugly girlfriend he smashes alot but says she is hot...

tool

by crazymofo69 November 24, 2009

Tools

Yeah, dipshit, that's what I meant when I said you people are literally who the demons from Frieren are based on.

Hym "And you clearly haven't watched it yet because the basic philosophy of the show is that people for whom words are nothing more than tools need to be killed without remorse! Which is why I'm going to saw your head off! You and Stephen!"

by Hym Iam April 26, 2025

Tool

Most of the definitions of "Tool" on this website talk about people who are easily taken advantage of, but they forget the OTHER definition:
Tool is a Progressive Metal band known for songs like Sober, Schism, Forty Six & 2, and The Pot

Tool is an awesome band

by KaijuNerd September 6, 2025

tool

this is a slang word used by hoodlums/gang/wannabes type shit, its another way of saying like a knife or a gun/ some kind of weapon that will fuck you up

person 1 : bro why is he walking to us??
person 2 : RUN NIGGA HES CLUTCHING HIS TOOL

by m$l April 19, 2024

TOOLS

Crack Cocaine Rocks

You never Carry tools, not even squarey cubes.

by Sicario da Vinci May 12, 2018