A Jake the snake

A Jake the snake is a handsome young boy who all the girls love and the boys are jealous of

Danae: did you see that guy!

Alina: yeah he's such a Jake the snake!

by Mike the bastard March 13, 2022

snake bitten

an extremely unlucky or unfortunate person.

him: yo that girl is snake bitten
other guy: what do you mean
him: everyone she has dated broke up with her or cheated, her parents even got divorced because of her
other guy: damn. that’s harsh.

by oh man January 13, 2019

Snake Dick

A sexually transmitted disease in which the male genitalia becomes swollen and scaly. It begins to feel of leather.

Oh man... I need to go to the doctor I’m starting to look like I have a bad case of the snake dick.

by Grandmasthetits March 13, 2020

death by snakes

A method of killing hated comedians. Involves kidnapping a hated comedian and trapping them in a glass cube with an endless supply of angry/hungry cobras.

I heard that death by snakes is a nice way to go at this time of year.

by annoying sadist July 22, 2014

Snake's nest

When three or more men put their penises in one pile.

The first one to get a hard-on in the snake's nest loses!

by Ferrnanddoo April 17, 2022

Snake Sucker

A Snake Sucker is a person who is known for sucking long, thick dicks. A "Snake" is usually a black man's large dick.

Person A: "Hey man, did you see that video of the Snake Sucker that my man recorded?"
Person B: "No, man. If she can take that though, she's gotta be something else."

by MarshmallowKing November 09, 2022

Snake Bake

Someone who had scoliosis and is an overall idiot.

"Wow this guy is such a snake bake!"
"True that"

by maxnellson March 12, 2023