news troll

Someone who says inflammatory, extraneous, or off-topic statements in a news broadcast or at least on television or radio broadcasts, with the primary intent of provoking listeners into an emotional response or of otherwise disrupting normal on-topic discussion. This is done to distract from the actual issues and to get the News Troll's name repeated in other news forums or shows in order to remain relevant and to sell their books to their listening audience, the people who want to believe that the ridiculous things that News Trolls state are true .

News Trolls like Ann Coulter, Rush Limbaugh, Shawn Hannity, Bill O'Reilly, or other supposed "news" media commentators that actually spread propaganda and misinformation campaigns instead of actual news stories for people that don't consider reality good enough for them and/or believe that critical thinking and facts are either "liberal biased", or "left wing". Anyone trying to instill fear, anger, or distract from the real issues of the day is a News Troll.

by Arizona Mildman September 9, 2013

troll pole

The pole that a cooks lackey uses to blow air into fire.

OI, TROLL POLE!!!

by blue chicken September 22, 2010

sock troll

One who masturbates into socks, leaving crusty deposits to be found by others.

I cannot figure out which one of my sons is the sock troll leaving stiff and crusty socks in the hamper.

by Knobbygirl July 25, 2016

Troll Model

Someone who acts to influence another person as a mechanism to troll someone else close to them. For example someone befriends their own cousins daughter on social media to turn her aginst her cousin to divert attention from her deadbeat father.

They use this position to try to spread rumors and find others who want to get in on the trolling as well.

Papi's shit tooth cousin acted as a troll model on FB to turn her against Papi so people forget the troll model's father is the GOAT of deadbeat dads.

by Taekwondoka January 12, 2022

Troll yawn

New Zealand slang for queef.

Damn girl! That’s the longest troll yawn I’ve ever heard!

by Trollyawning March 11, 2022

day troll

the day troll is a creature of the night that mistakingly wonderd out of its hiding cave into the light confused of the sun rays that are beating on its face

(simalar to a racoon with rabies)

gid damn did you se that fuckin day troll roaming the streets

by uncle ruckess August 3, 2009

box trolls

the worst thing ever.

box trolls is the worst thing to ever exist.

by kimyktv March 13, 2021