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pooning the loom

a sexual fetish for weaving, tapestries, yarn or anything that could make fabric. And also fabric itself.
Hester sure did like pooning the loom until she was injured by the weight of the loom and had to resort to sex with yarn.
mugGet the pooning the loommug.

cat poon

Yo that smelled worse then my cats poon.
Cat poon is a cats poon.
by UMBR4PARADOX August 3, 2021
mugGet the cat poonmug.

poon thief

A person, object or animal that always has success in attracting women (poon) and often annoys their friends because of it. Often used when someone is trying to steal another's girlfriend/wife etc.
'Did hear about Ben trying to make out with Sophia?'

"Yeah. That guys such a poon thief!"
by Pinkgoodnight June 26, 2014
mugGet the poon thiefmug.

Poon-waffle

wuss, someone who runs most the time and when they try to stand up for them selfs gets beet up Poon-waffle
hey foo, sit down we all know your a Poon-waffle, while throwing random insults at each other shout Poon-waffle
by WhiteWashed June 22, 2011
mugGet the Poon-wafflemug.

Poon Taxi

The vehicle that is used in order for one to transport his or her friends to and from their partner's house; usually in an instance in which the friend will be receiving some type of sexual favor for their partner upon arrival or during the time spent together; most "poon taxi" incidents occur when the friend either does not have a license or a vehicle of their own to drive
Friend: "Hey dude! Please drive me over to my girlfriend's house! She's really horny!"

Me: "No! I've done this too many times and I refuse to keep being your poon taxi!"
by beretta_dilly_whop August 6, 2011
mugGet the Poon Taximug.

poon pop

The act of taking ones penis out of one, usually hotter girls vagina, and instantly placing it in another usually less attractive girls mouth
"Dude, I was about to bust, pulled out and shoved it in her sisters mouth!!"
"Ahhhh, fed her the 'ol poon pop did ya?"
by trippy1981 December 27, 2011
mugGet the poon popmug.

Poon

A common term in south west Florida used to refer to Tarpon in fishing.
by Fishingtyler23 March 20, 2021
mugGet the Poonmug.

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