Epic

Now the most over-used word in the English language. An adjective once reserved to describe a truly memorable event--such as a Lunar Landing--the word is now used to describe EVERYTHING: bowel movements, loaves of cranberry bread, half-assed performances on America's Got Talent, lame jokes, shitty outfits, and utterly immemorable moments such as that night you got drunk, slipped in piss, and barely avoided falling into the urinal. (Whereas HAD you fallen headfirst into the toilet... it would have actually BEEN epic, you moron.)

Dude, you shoulda seen the shit I took this morning--it was epic!
Hey, Mike, try one of these cheese-sticks--they're epic!
Bro, the blowjob I got last night was EPIC! (Fails to mention it was the only blowjob he's ever had, so how the fuck would he know?)

by Jimmy C! December 17, 2024

Epic time

When the most epicest stuff happens!!!!

ex: someone's loved one passing away, orange peel inflation price, cube getting caressed and having a cock rubbed on it

(me): alaltopto@(@(@(
(me): epic time *dances*

by OrnagePeelMyNameJeffer August 22, 2019

epic

*word used to enhance something's importance to the point of trying to make it bigger or more in-depth

*used to describe someone who pwns myspace up and down like a motherfucker should

*used to describe and extremely long poem

*the ending of that movie was so EPIC

*do you know elainaepic from myspace? she's ballin outta control. its insane. i cant take it.

* there are many famous epic poems you may read in high school.

by elainaepic February 8, 2009

Epic Yolo swag

Epic Yolo swag

"I indeed have Epic Yolo swag."

by Azknu June 17, 2021

Epic Oof

An oof that is too large to be a mega oof, but not large enough to be a legendary oof.

It was an Epic Oof when the sink overflowed in the kitchen.

by Sluurrp October 15, 2019

le epic

he do bo epic

"is he le epic"
"yes indeed"

by W3egee October 13, 2020

Mali-epic

meteorites falling from the sky in worldstud expansion

I declare war! "mali-epic"

by Armenian Foil November 12, 2025