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Alaskan Flob

Hey Ollie, have you ever seen an Alaskan flob? I've heard theyre huge!
by Herbalfire September 20, 2023
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Alaskan corn dip

An Alaskan corn dip is usually performed after a rusty trombone one partner takes a liquid shit in the mouth of the other partner then the first partner proceeds to take a piece of corn and dip it in the liquid shit causing a so called Alaskan corn dip
Partner 1. I’d like to try something new today

Partner 2. What is it

Partner 1. An Alaskan corn dip

Partner 2. Holy shit your a dirty bastard
by Alaskan corn dip September 8, 2021
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Alaskan Bull Worm

Sexual technique involving the males penis getting tied in a knot, Like the tongue of an Alaskan Bull Worm
“Ayo Kody Put his dick in a Knot and gave me some Alaskan Bull Worm”
by Komiwastaken February 28, 2021
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Alaskan Sounding

Not too dissimilar from it's counterpart, Iglooing, the act of Alaskan Sounding involves taking a FAT turd on a solid surface, before stuffing said turd into something like a straw (or a PVC pipe if you're feeling more on the daring side) and letting it cool in your freezer until it's frozen solid.
The resulting frozen shit rod is then inserted into the urethra during intense masturbation, and is left in the urethra until it melts and mixes with the semen.

After the act is carried out, you can either piss the mixture out into a toilet or save it in a cup for later use in another rod, or for consumption.
"Alaskan Sounding is MY favorite way to get off, don't knock it 'till you've tried it!"
by NotSkibcord_ November 4, 2024
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Alaskan handjob

It’s a handjob with a slurpee as lube.
Guy: ya know, babe, our sex life is great but it’s time to ramp it up a bit!
Girl: I know you aren’t asking me for an Alaskan handjob!
by anonymous June 2, 2023
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mccurry alaskan flat tire

Worst than whiskey dick, limp dick or dead erection. Only happens in freezing weather.
when we got home last night, i was so ready to throw him down and hop on top but no such luck--he had a mccurry Alaskan flat tire :( waaaaah..
by DixxieCallahan October 6, 2016
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Alaskan Joe

The act of taking a shit in a moving charter bus's toilet.
"I can’t believe you did an Alaskan Joe during the road trip here! The whole bus stunk!"
by Duncaccino28 April 22, 2022
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