Covered in Spiders, Man

AUGGGGHH! This completely original superhero is overrun with spiders! Action figure is 3.75 inches tall.

Spiders, Man figure may vary. Limit one per customer (if you buy more than one your order will be canceled).

Obvious Plant: Covered in Spiders, Man Is action figure spiders all over it

Obvious Plant

by Your bob September 1, 2022

Spider

Nope.

Spiders. There terrifying.

by Thatoneweirdgamergirl December 21, 2019

Spider-Man

A teenager who hit puberty too hard and now he can run fast and pick up semi trucks. Lucky guy, huh? The reason he wears the mask is to hide his face by the way.

Peter, is an idiot. just like spider-man

by I'mAnIdiot December 17, 2019

spider

The most terrifying fucking creature on earth

"HOLY SHIT! A SPIDER!!"

by HTTP 404 ERROR: NAME NOT FOUND April 5, 2016

california spider

The act of sucking multiple ducks in the middle of a porta-potty in fucking Denver.

Dude, that was a totally sick California Spider last night! We gotta do it again.

by Yung Kringe January 23, 2017

best boy spider

A phrase to describe a strawberry roan horse. Who behaves like an angel and is an absolute legend. Such a horse should be treated like the king he is.

Best boy spider won today

by Spidersno1fan December 14, 2020

sky spiders

Helicopters being all freaky and murderous up in the air with big evil blades the right size for death and the chop-chop slice-slice blood.

"Wanna take a sky spiders trip over NYC?"
"oH Hell NaW LEMMe EXPLaiN A THINg TO YoU"

by AYYAAYYAAYYAAYYA November 12, 2014