by sretaw, trebor July 12, 2022

Slang for being absolutely mangled on ketamine — legs don’t work properly, balance is gone, and you look like you’re trying to ride an invisible horse sideways.
“Hey, Gaz is on the wonkey pony, go grab him and tie him up.”
“Took one bump too many and spent the night galloping on the wonkey pony.”
“Took one bump too many and spent the night galloping on the wonkey pony.”
by The real slippery gypsy August 19, 2025

by davicrow August 20, 2023

by Gatponyluver January 31, 2010

The leg muscles - more specifically the quads. Only used when the legs are large/strong enough to merit their own mention. Hiking up one's pants or unisuit is another way of displaying ones ponies - this is referred to as a "pony show."
Used mainly by Long Island rowers or anyone similarly severely disattached from reality.
Used mainly by Long Island rowers or anyone similarly severely disattached from reality.
by The Horror, the horror November 12, 2007

A girl that has sex with every male she comes in contact with, including all her boyfriends friends. This is a girl who compensates looking like an ass by spreading her legs.
by FingerItOut January 9, 2011

Aussie slang for vagina.
by Krump pony May 9, 2019
