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snuff muff

Snuffing somebody's muff means to go down on someBody
by Caitzzzz January 25, 2016
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MOLDY MUFF

The end result of not washing ones vagina at the end of the day thus creating a crust and foul odor.
After a day of hiking noone appreciated Lisa's moldy muff smelling up the tent.
by Porknbns June 26, 2019
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Muff Berries

Second or third generation of pubic lice eggs being formed as a result of condition being left untreated.
Ex. 1: Shannon, I just got one of your muff berries in my mouth. Alton Brown would say "That's not good eats!"

Ex. 2: Chris, there are three muff berries in my drink; are they yours? <nods> That's not kosher, bitch!
by dj.wav May 16, 2006
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Muff dive

To muff dive, to muff dive is the act of a male or female(lesbian) performing cunnilingus on another female. When the male or female is performing the act of cunnilingus on their partner their mouth is busy therefore it is muffled.
(Suzanne and Amy were discussing their sexual libido and child birth)
Amy:Howard didn’t go down on me like that until after we were married and WOW I wish we had never waited.

Suzanne:Good for you girl. The only reason I let George muff dive is to muffle his damn mouth up for a few hours.
by Jay & Jane June 28, 2023
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muffe

en kran, som man godt kunne bliverester med
dum en muffe
by jegerduig January 25, 2017
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Muff Head

A person who can fit an entire head in their vagina. Also used as a derogatory way of saying a woman has a loose vagina
"Yo Doug, Stacy is such a fucking muff head dude like god damn".
by CoonKiller21 March 2, 2019
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eggy muff

Eggy muff is Erin's vagina
Erin has a eggy muff
by Pussyegg May 2, 2018
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