A mustache / goatee that collects the female ejaculate so you can taste it later on from your lip or lips. Sometimes sharing it with your friends and family.
Man I guess old girl last night didn't like my muff scrubber and it grown out too much and given her raspberries.
by Blaainiac July 9, 2024
Get the Muff scrubbermug. by Tiny dancer at the girls forum July 23, 2016
Get the Optimus muffmug. Fuck Julia, you need muff buffer! I burnt my tongue doing one lap of your courtyard there's no way im gonna stick my dick in that.
by simomaen March 7, 2011
Get the Muff Buffermug. by dog12373 April 6, 2023
Get the blueberry muffmug. v. - the act of procuring a lesbian's, usually uninitiated, love interest for yourself romantically, sexually, or both
"Jill was really into Margaret, but Jack started muff scalping her by talking to Margaret about alternatives to nuclear power and vegan recipes at the Ani DiFranco concert."
by MuffSclaper September 4, 2017
Get the muff scalpingmug. The term "free muff" can be described as the act of lying in bed while a woman's intimate area "muff" rests on her partner's leg in a relaxed and casual manner.
An example of "free muff" might be after a disagreement, when one partner goes to get a drink. On returning to the room, after a moment of listening outside, they enter, place the drink on the side, and get into bed. The other partner then casually drapes their leg over theirs, and they notice a sensation of moisture. This leads to the realization that their partner's intimate area "free muff" is in direct contact with their leg in a relaxed and unassuming manner.
by topfloorboss55 November 24, 2024
Get the Free Muffmug. by Hate jeppe fag January 3, 2019
Get the Muff dogmug.