piss on my clit

An interjection synonymous to "Shit On My Dick!" yet uses opposite words.

Gamer 1: Yo I just scored 3 times in a row on you in Rocket League! *Scores fourth goal*
Gamer 2: Piss on my clit!

by NotThatInn0cent September 22, 2017

clit twat

Female equivalent of dickhead.

She's a 100% genuine, no artificial flavouring, no artificial colouring, gluten free clit twat.

by punchuspilot January 21, 2022

jiggle clit

when a guy is eating out a fat pussy and his tongue goes around her clit so much its like a whirlpool and jiggles around over and over again.

That sexy bitch had a jiggle clit last night.

by Cheek separator April 15, 2020

New Caledonian Clit Wrestling

Verb/Action: Two Women in a pool, on surfboards, try and towel snap each others beans until either one cums or falls into the water. Each contestant must take a hit. You Are allowed to hop on the other opponents surfboard and use Non-Weapon/Melee attacks to the clit.

“Bro, try this new sport out, New Caledonian Clit Wrestling”

by gv_86 October 19, 2025

Cold clit

Like cold feet, but for a female who won’t have sex with you

Naw I didn’t get to hit last night, bitch had cold clit

by Othatsmikey August 14, 2025

Clit or miss.

when you go down on a girl and miss the spot.

son, let me tell you something. it's not always guaranteed that you're going to get a woman off. sometimes you clit or miss.

by Gabalot July 28, 2020

clit mites

vaginal termites

Sebastian "So i went down on this girl from Bunkasfuck and she gave me clit mites."
Carl "Karma."

by PointerPal December 11, 2013