Rip n Dip

When you smoke weed ("rip") and then leave to go somewhere else ("dip")
"I can't believe that she rip n dipped on us"
by Kennkennn September 01, 2015
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You rip stick?

Brad: Yo bro what flavor pod you got?
**Chad rips stick**
Chad: Mint obviously you rip stick?
**Brad says yes and rips stick**
by dmoze November 15, 2018
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Overdraft rip off

When banks process your largest transactions first and your smallest ones last. This process only happens when you don't have enough money in your bank and the bank delays your smaller pending transactions to screw you in the asshole with insufficient funds fees.
Dude 1: "Fuck dude! My bill came through today and so did all the money I spend over the weekend!"
Dude 2: "That was like 4 days ago! Fucking overdraft rip off!"
Dude 1: "Tell me about it... that burger ended up costing me $40..."
by Da Vin Chee January 13, 2010
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well ripped

best described in the following phrase...
by jesus March 25, 2004
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avgn rip off

noun (pronounced AYE VEE JEE ENN RIP OFF) Irate gamer

The irate gamer is an avgn rip off.
by masterfu November 16, 2007
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Rip Van Winkle

Has an origin from a main character of short story with the same name written and published by Washington Irving in 1819. The term is used to describe persons who fall asleep or are absent for sometime, and do not realize what the hell has happened around them when they wake up or return.
Jane: Oh, there you are, Rick. Good luck on the test tomorrow!
Rick: What? There's a test tomorrow?
Jane: Of course! Our teacher told us. Don't you remember?
Rick: No, not really. I was...
Jane: Felling asleep in the class again, right? Seriously, what's wrong with you? Are you Rip Van Winkle?
by manat31790 March 05, 2011
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rip a new asshole

1. to have words with, to reprimand, to set the reord straight, to “own” (a figurative threat)
2. to whoop somebody (semi-literal threat)
3. what a bad mofo does who intends to do something really bad to someone's hiney or asshole. (literal threat)
4. what the other guys do to you when you drop a bar of soap in the shower in prison
I told my son that I was going to come after his wife for disrespecting my mother, to rip a new asshole if she didn't send the girls dance pictures like she promised us.

by ana unum aka queen latrine January 22, 2007
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