testicle head

Noun

- describing a person of low or no intellect whos testicular fortitude replaces their lack of intelligence

- a person who freaks out at everyone in their workplace resulting in said person being terminated and physically removed with police being notified

"can you please give me a good reference even though I called you a fucking moron and all the other things I said"
"I would think not. Now stop being a testicle head"

"Dude your such a fucking testicle head! Why would you think I'd help you after you fucked me over last time!"

by Heavens Problem July 14, 2018

testie

It’s better than peng and it’s even above leng like if you’re called testie then honestly you’re an out of this world fittie like seriously if you meet a “testie” then fully marry them on the spot like damnnnnnnnnn

-OJ & DJS

“That girl is testie as fuck”
“Yeah I know like damn”

by shaspazi September 1, 2019

testicletwistingsimulator

bro why did you even just search this up legit go outside and see the sun you weirdo as pedo

lets play testicletwistingsimulator
no weirdun

by penisucker69 October 18, 2021

testicles poetry

The mystical words of the balls

this dude writing testicles poetry or something

by Hri7566 August 17, 2022

im testing to see how hyperlink works ignore this pls

cheese
:cheese:
`cheese`
(cheese)

im testing to see how hyperlink works ignore this pls hello cheese

by you have been gnomed April 9, 2021

Inny Testiverde

It's wildcard weekend ' your team battled all year to earn their spot in the playoffs, the QB took a shit ton of Molly in pre game warm ups-, he goes to bang the water girl but can't get hard. She says "how can I get wet if you are gonna be a Iinny testieverde♤

This pussy can't perform with inny testiverde

by Gonz989 September 11, 2021

Tastica

An extension added to adjectives used to describe various nouns of an extremely ballin nature. Most often used in conjunction with the term Battlestar.

If addressing a friend named Matt, one might say:
"What's up Battlestar Matt-tastica?"

Or if you notice someone with extremely live apparel:
"Shazam son, check out Battlestar Swag-tastica."

by AKBallard July 15, 2009