Shaq-Tarded

When one is as retarded as a guy shaq's size.

That guy isn't just dumb he's Shaq-Tarded!

by Tree sock May 07, 2009

poo tard

i little bitch that thinks they’re always right

monica: “kassidi was such a poo tard yesterday”

lexi: “ i know right, she wouldn’t shut up on how the earth is flat”

by frick kassidi March 17, 2019

Diesel Tard

Fat retarded looking person.

Guy 1: look at him hes huge
Guy 2: yea hes a Diesel Tard.

by Paully Bleeker September 17, 2008

Jerk Tard

A stuck up teen who listens to New Boys, and starts jerking at random moments

That Jason is such a Jerk Tard!!!

by 91EMC June 10, 2010

Trop Tard

A person who is a normal person but you hate them enough to call them a trop tard.

Your a trop tard

by Swank101 May 07, 2018

I-tard

Someone who does not possess the necessary skills to use any of Apple's easy to use technological devices....

"Hey how do I use this Ipad, Ipod, Mac?" Geo asked.......
"Turn it on first, you I-Tard....press the button........", responded Jay, in an impatient tone of voice.

by Quills13 August 09, 2013

gone tarded

When an otherwise functional person does something retarded and realizes it they have gone tarded.

I was inside the house cooking up some meth when all the sudden I smelled smoke on the porch. I immediately went to investigate and saw a flaming bag of poo. I stepped on it to put it out and immediately knew I had just "gone tarded."

by Jason Morales March 21, 2007