tard smile

When you smile (on the verge of laughing) in an empty room with no one around to see you do it.

Jessie was looking at some censored pictures and smiled peevishly....

TARD SMILE.

by icykittykat February 27, 2011

Diesel Tard

Fat retarded looking person.

Guy 1: look at him hes huge
Guy 2: yea hes a Diesel Tard.

by Paully Bleeker October 31, 2008

poo tard

i little bitch that thinks they’re always right

monica: “kassidi was such a poo tard yesterday”

lexi: “ i know right, she wouldn’t shut up on how the earth is flat”

by frick kassidi March 17, 2019

handi-tard

someone who is horribly stupid, biased, and shouldn't be allowed to be in charge of anything but their own breathing.

jeff is a handi-tard.

by nikki.a January 22, 2008

retarded tard

-A retard who is also a tard. Dumb as fuck but pretends to be smart by using big words and typing long essays that doesnt sense.

-someone who gets high or drunk while trolling on urban dictionary most likely a loser by nature with a vendetta against an imaginary enemy.

you're a fucking retarded tard get a life. What's your IQ? Mines is on the above average range.

by YouneedMEds March 26, 2010

Bat-tard

Derogatory term for someone who thinks Batman solos/is remotely comparable to most other superheroes.

Guy 1: Batman could solo Galactus, easily.
Guy 2: Why would you even think that? Galactus is a literal god.

Guy 1: W-well if Thanos beat Galactus before, then with enough prep time-
Guy 2: Stfu bat-tard.

by Crabby1 December 2, 2021

tard sandwich

a threesome which includes two mentalfags fucking a normalfag in the form of a sandwich.

"wanna tard sandwich?"

"no faggot shut the fuck up or ill tard sandwich your mother's step grandpa"

by c0p December 11, 2018