Carpet swimming

When your indoor pets scratch their nasty asshole on your carpet.

Forearms pulling while backlegs off the ground so b-hole is smack on carpet. Looks like pet is swimming when actually is just scratching or wiping its ass.

Oh fuck. Rover just went liquid and now he's carpet swimming across the living room!

by StinkyMinkey October 3, 2023

Global Swarming

The inevitable outcome of when global warming becomes catastrophic, society falls apart and those with sense move to the far northern or southern reaches of the globe, in search of a habitable environment.

Reykjavik never used to be this crowded, that's global swarming for you

by RandyRhoads84 October 15, 2023

MKHS Swim

A high school that is goated in D3 swim, scoring top of D3 for consecutive years.

"yo leme see the heat sheet"
"Oh crap we are going MKHS Swim?!?!"

by mkhsswimmonkey October 22, 2023

[adult swim]

Cartoon Network's late night programming block that you probably used to stay up late to watch Family Guy on as a kid. Has a habit of showing weird experimental programming past midnight, which you've probably woken up to in the middle of the night and wondered if you were still dreaming.

Kid A: "You look tired today. Did you stay up to watch Family Guy on adult swim again?"
Kid B: "Yeah, and then I woke up to some weird shit at 3 AM and couldn't tell if it was real or not."

by Yongle Yui III January 15, 2024

Greenville swim

All though the swim team its self is fun but you have a fucking rude bastard Sam Condon and Andy miller the swim team will never amount to anything in their lifetime with the coach “mollie Mendoza” the only good person on the team was Caden lecklider last year LOL nobody is making districts other then cooper hunt and Logan kimmel and Owen tamplin. LOL worst team in the MVL

The Greenville swim team needs to change

by Ava Colby February 10, 2024

GREENVILLE SWIM

By far the worst team since Caden lecklider left in 2023 and you have cocky ass people on the team such as Andy miller and Sam Condon, the coaches: Mollie Mendoza and pablo badell you also have people that they think their better then everyone and Owen tamplin who can’t do breast stroke

Greenville swim

by The one and done 0938019 February 11, 2024

Back Swimmer

When you get back shots and you got the swimmers on your back. Also an aquatic bug.

I finally got with Katie last week and gave hers hella back swimmers.

by Libbydunn February 14, 2024