ham-and-eggers

People who always always want more than their entitled to. (The ham AND the eggs).
Man these, ham-and-eggers just won't realise they're not on the list and they're not getting into this party.
by cityclass June 06, 2006
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ham locker

I.e. I got Chris in his ham locker )asthma night
by Basshole2016 March 02, 2016
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ham couch

Nobody really knows what it means, but it's not good. Insult perfection that completely bewilders the senses.
Me: "Marjorie Taylor Greene is an absolute ham couch."

MTG Supporter: "Well, you are... pshhh... you..."

MTG Supporters wife: "Honey, why don't say something?"

MTG Supporter: "I would, but what's a ham couch. Look it up on Urban Dictionary. Quick!"

Supporters wife: "Whatever it means, it isn't good..."

MTG Supporter to me: "Yeah... Yeah? Well, you're stupid!"

Me: "Whatever, ham couch."

Police: "What's the problem here?"

MTG Supporter: "He called me a ham couch!"

Police: "What does that even mean?"

MTG Supporter: "Well, hell, I don't know, but it's not good!"

Police to me: "You, knock it off."
Police to MTG Supporter: "And you, stop being such a ham couch."
by WaxorWolf February 13, 2023
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slammed ham

Tenderized lady parts.
Man, my girl last night had the best slammed ham west of the Mississippi.
by A naughty mouse 123 November 29, 2020
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ham sacrifice

When a man in his early 20's marries a fat bag hag with an undesirable personality that benefits all the other men on earth by leaving one more hot women for the rest of us.
Look at that gross pig he is with; he made the "ham sacrifice" !
by iikii March 16, 2016
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Homecoming hammed

not, knowing how, to, use commas, properly, usually the result of drinking starting in middle, school, non,stop through hi,gh,scho,ol.
Most public re-education centers encourage Homecoming hammed as there is no educating happening only obedience training and progressive brainwashing of communist core (mislabeled commoncore).
by drunkiness May 26, 2013
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Dildo Ham

Polyurethane composite molded into the shape of a colonial under-slung then fitted with a 2.5 mm thick ham glove that hugs the shaft
Did you see Sharons new dildo ham?
by Firebolt Please May 14, 2019
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