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Gag a maggot with a spoon.

Girl 1: "Did you break up with your boyfriend?"

Girl 2: "No, he said he was sorry for forgetting my birthday."

Girl 1: "Gag a maggot with a spoon."
by Kayaluki!!! October 24, 2009
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tapping spoons

(verb.) hyper focusing on a task to an autistic degree. This is often seen when using the Animedoro technique for multiple hours for multiple days/weeks for a single task such as studying for an exam or certification.
Friend: "Hey. I haven't seen much of you lately outside of class the past week. What's up?"
You: "Hey. I've been tapping spoons studying for this certification. I'll be finished this Friday."
by A Common Guy January 17, 2025
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spoon of concrete

As in to take a spoon of concrete as a sort of medicine to get tough, "harden up".

When someone is being a whinge bag. Perhaps they are making their own problems out to be worse than anyone else's, or just complaining about something that we all have to endure, it's just the rest of us don't enjoy being a victim. Or for someone who has learned to be a victim as some kind of role to have.

It's the ultimate in giving the youth a new perspective so that they can carry on the human race without crying themselves to death first.
*sissy complaining*

"Hey take a spoon of concrete will ya? Harden up"
"Spoon o' concrete for you, harden up"
by Holy Arse August 20, 2023
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ambi-spoon

ambi-spoon is where the spooner is either a little spoon or a big spoon
"i am a ambi-spoon, but if you want me to be a big spoon i can."
by Einstam February 3, 2021
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Ginger Spoon

A TALL ginger man who shoves spoons in there ass while there getting their chode touched

I have seen it once it's terrifying
by Vcdf March 19, 2025
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Spoon

How the fuck do you not know what a fucking spoon is. You lifeless piece of shit.
by EmotionalSuport_ February 5, 2020
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Lost the Spoon in the Batter

When a woman inserts her vibrator, dildo or other pleasuring implement so deeply that she cannot retrieve it from her vaginal or anal canal.
She was trying to have some fun but failed because she lost the spoon in the batter.
by All Bets Hedged February 18, 2021
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