Spoons

An abbreviation referring the British chain pub Wetherspoons

“Hey, me and my mates are popping to spoons after this, you wanna join?”

by Lou2003 February 8, 2022

Spoon

A stupidly innocent person. They are often shy and make silly mistakes that hurt themselves. Spoons are secretly very funny and bubbly once you save them from their spoonish ways but until then you’re stuck with a socially awkward, innocent person that’s veryyyyyy spoony

Why are you such a spoon?! Think about what you’re saying!

by Lilspoon12 June 12, 2018

Spoonful Challenge

A challenge in which you choose a product to eat a spoonful of. Preferably something not good tasting.

I ate cinnamon when I did the Spoonful Challenge!

by Awesomeajam March 4, 2017

Spoon

'Idiot' in Scotland. Used as a pejorative.

"@realDonaldTrump they voted to REMAIN, you spoon" . In response to 45's tweet during his 11/7/2018 visit that praised Scotland for breaking away from the UK.

by CrusherWill July 11, 2018

dick spooning

When two guys (knobheads) try to dock, and fail, so they lay their dicks next to each other like they’re spooning.

Dave: Hey James what are you up to?
James: Nothing much, wanna dock?
Dave: Nah bro, I just wanna dick spoon tonight

Dave and James enjoyed dick spooning a lot

by Richard_69 October 26, 2017

Indian Spoon

A sexual act between two individuals where both parties mix fecal matter, and other various bodily fluids that may include blood, semen, pee, discharge, etc. onto a spoon and take turns feeding it to each other.

I’m feeling extra freaky today. Do you want to try an Indian Spoon?

by luvsins4smegma January 14, 2025

Dirty Spoon

Big spoon falls asleep with penis in little spoons ass.

It was cold in Texas but I dirty spooned Jackie in the Honda civic to stay warm.

by Cbonesteak March 20, 2024