A soft Boston is when you stick your flaccid penis into a Boston cream pie that has been microwaved for 15-30 seconds (or to preferred temperature) and then utilizes it as a flesh light.
by Macaroniplug September 21, 2023

by walllly April 20, 2023

A person that is absolutely and unconditionally enamoured and whipped for another. A.k.a. mushy, sappy, etc.
Person 1: Lmao you’re so soft for Derek
Person 2: wtf no, I’m not soft for... *smol* Derek
Person 1: Ummm yes you are, you can’t stop talking about and longing for him
Person 2: No I’m not!! I’m just *aha* shyy~
Person 3: LMAO I can’t believe you just did that! You’re soooooo soft~ for him.
Person 1: TOLD YOU
Person 2: *high pitch voice giving away her softness* >:( noooo!!
Person 2: wtf no, I’m not soft for... *smol* Derek
Person 1: Ummm yes you are, you can’t stop talking about and longing for him
Person 2: No I’m not!! I’m just *aha* shyy~
Person 3: LMAO I can’t believe you just did that! You’re soooooo soft~ for him.
Person 1: TOLD YOU
Person 2: *high pitch voice giving away her softness* >:( noooo!!
by DelissaStan March 11, 2020

1. A person who doesn’t want to party hard or take risks
2. Someone who can’t take a joke and takes everything seriously
2. Someone who can’t take a joke and takes everything seriously
by RandomGuy42069 January 29, 2019

"I like your wallpaper.
" I'm all about the soft synths these days, all my modular synths take up all my wallspace."
" I'm all about the soft synths these days, all my modular synths take up all my wallspace."
by korg trainer August 13, 2019

by Azn & Mexican Leica Discord June 22, 2023

When a man attempts intercourse without a full erection. The term implies some level of frustration due to the desire for copulation, resulting in a somewhat aggressive, though ultimately unsuccessful, effort.
Paul hooked up with the hottest girl he ever met, but due to performance anxiety, could only manage a brief soft punch.
by Snail Cum February 29, 2024
