stocks and socks

Wearing Birkenstock sandals and bulky wool socks

She wearing stocks and socks

by TeraMenno January 14, 2016

Chocolate socks

When you shit your pants and it runs down your leg making your socks brown.

Johnny: Hey man why's bill walking weird?
Sampson: Man he just sharted and made chocolate socks.

by Jrmymcc January 23, 2017

Sock Fucker

A man who fucks a sock, and cums inside.

Tim: "John your a sock fucker?!"
John: "NUH UH!"

by tsinnn. September 10, 2023

camp sock

using a sock to wipe your ass when nothing else is available

whew!, thank god i was wearing shoes instead of sandals today!, this camp sock will do just fine.

by andy fike December 01, 2009

sports sock

another name for a condom

did u shag the bitch? hope you wore a sports sock bro, shes a wee dirty

by domster April 09, 2006

Hobo Socks

Plastic bags worn in between one's socks and shoes to keep one's feet dry.

Person 1: "I need to walk from 69th street to Brooklyn, but I don't have any rain boots!"
Person 2: "You should just use hobo socks!"

by ProTip September 07, 2011

Empty Sock

The act of placing one's scrotom into another's butthole (or your own butthole). The testicles must remain outside of the hole. This is usually done by using ones finger to insert the scrotom.

How is your relationship with Alex?

Well he made me his Dobby, and gave me an empty sock.

by Ezpeezy April 14, 2020