homemade sock

A piece of fabric that can do anything it can even suck ya dick

You see my friend John right there?
He's been wearing a homemade sock on his cock lately.
Pretty weird.

by ANOTHER PERSON ON THE INTERNET November 03, 2021

Fuck Sock

A fuck sock is a term used be people who fuck there socks, or like to use socks as a condom.

"Oh hey man I love my fuck sock its better than my dads ass."
"Hey girl let me put on a fuck sock before the sex"

by RTYF April 04, 2020

Chocolate socks

When you shit your pants and it runs down your leg making your socks brown.

Johnny: Hey man why's bill walking weird?
Sampson: Man he just sharted and made chocolate socks.

by Jrmymcc January 23, 2017

Hobo Socks

Plastic bags worn in between one's socks and shoes to keep one's feet dry.

Person 1: "I need to walk from 69th street to Brooklyn, but I don't have any rain boots!"
Person 2: "You should just use hobo socks!"

by ProTip September 07, 2011

stocks and socks

Wearing Birkenstock sandals and bulky wool socks

She wearing stocks and socks

by TeraMenno January 14, 2016

Empty Sock

The act of placing one's scrotom into another's butthole (or your own butthole). The testicles must remain outside of the hole. This is usually done by using ones finger to insert the scrotom.

How is your relationship with Alex?

Well he made me his Dobby, and gave me an empty sock.

by Ezpeezy April 14, 2020

sock jammer

a fan of everyone's favorite british indie bedroom music artist Ricky Jamaraz

"I am a passionate sock jammer"

by tzu_ October 12, 2023