Snake Doctor

Growing up in the deep south, a damselfly was called a Snake Doctor and the folklore was that if you saw a snake doctor, a snake was close by. Which was usually "true" due to the proliferation of snakes in the south. We never called dragonflies snake doctors but were either called a dragonfly or more commonly a "mosquito hawk". Both insects are harmless to humans and we would sneak up behind the ones that had landed on clothes lines and capture them by grabbing their tail. The dragonfly would bite to defend itself but the pain was less than an ant bite. Here is where it became "children will be children" because we would firmly, not tightly, tie a short piece of thread to the end of it's tail. Sometimes we would release the dragonfly and then chase and recapture the insect with this thread and other times we would hold onto the thread and let the insect lead us around the yard. We got a lot of exercise that way, and yes, we usually untied the thread before we released them.

Watch where you're placing your feet, I just saw a snake doctor.

by Ol' Timer October 18, 2020

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Get the Snake Doctormug.

Snake Bake

Someone who had scoliosis and is an overall idiot.

"Wow this guy is such a snake bake!"
"True that"

by maxnellson March 12, 2023

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Get the Snake Bakemug.

Snake Skank

A gay man or transgender woman of any race who is misogynistic towards Natural-born women. They tend to become verbally and physically violent against women, preferably their own mothers, and blame them for a failed childhood instead of including the fathers. They refer to women as "fish " and may make fun of women's natural genitalia scent. They enjoy competing with women over men. By befriending women just so they can have access to their partners. They refer to it as " turning a straight gay".

" Aiden is a Snake Skank..beware of him. "

by dogymodg July 11, 2023

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