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Smoked Castro

Directly after an unsuspecting woman has received a Donkey Punch, Dirty Sanchez, Angry Dragon, or Fish Hooks, she immediately grasps the male's member, bites it off, shoves it up his ass, pulls it out, smacks him in the face with it (mushroom stamp), and finally stuffs it into his mouth as if he were smoking a fine Cuban cigar.
That asshole Josh, gave me a Dirty Sanchez, so I retaliated with a Smoked Castro. He never saw it coming.
by C. Woodriver June 27, 2006
mugGet the Smoked Castromug.

road smoke

fellatio while the receiver is driving.
Road smoke made the long drive seem shorter and more dangerous.
by dickcake March 9, 2009
mugGet the road smokemug.

swift smoke

A brief, yet satisfying blowie. Generally not performed by a significant other.
Damn, that swift smoke was ill! I hope my boo don't find out.
by Recko April 26, 2006
mugGet the swift smokemug.

Giggle Smoke

when u smoke way too much and you cant stop fucking laughing
god kadance is having giggle smoke
by Kxeverett420 August 28, 2019
mugGet the Giggle Smokemug.

smoke or poke

Referring to routes of drug administration, smoking ie. burning or vaporization and inhalation of substance and/or poking ie. intravenous injection.
by gtrill February 1, 2017
mugGet the smoke or pokemug.

e-smoke

Meaning an Electronic Cigarette or the vapor that comes from comes from an Electronic Cigarette.
Sorry I don't smoke cigarettes, I e-smoke
by PuterGeek November 26, 2010
mugGet the e-smokemug.

Smoke cock

Given the choice, when marijuana becomes legal, to smoke a fat blunt or some cock, the person chooses to stick with smoking cock because he is a homosexual who refuses to partake in recreational drugs.
Rob: Denis, when marijuana becomes legal will you smoke a fat blunt or continue to smoke cock?

Denis: Obviously I'll smoke cock.
by G1itter May 31, 2017
mugGet the Smoke cockmug.

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