put some clothes on and GET OUT

When you find someone naked in a bed that shouldn't be there.

Or more recently said to mean "go away"/ "get out of my house". Whether the person is naked or not!

Walk in to find two of your friends getting it on in your bed in a party. "Put some clothes on and GET OUT!"

Or, you have a buddy round and and you can't deal with them whining anymore. "Man, please, put some clothes on and get out"

by Phazting May 22, 2014

put it on plastic

Paying for a good or service with a credit or debit card, which is of course made of plastic. By contrast, cash is made of paper.

"How do you want to pay for this banana muffin?"
"I'll put it on plastic, thanks."

by TheBattlePope June 2, 2016

Put your pickle back in the jar

When someone tells you to put one's pickle back in the jar, they are telling you to stop jerking off or having sex.

Mom: Eric? What are you doing?
Eric (jerking off): I'm watching an interesting program!
Mom: Well then, put your pickle back in the jar and get out here! We have company.
Eric: Okay. (Walks out)

by GallopingSausage April 10, 2019

Put it in your mouth

The act of telling someone to put some thing in their mouth (food, gum,...)

You prevert stop looking at those pretty normal things like "put it in your mouth" at the urban dictionary

by i.speak.with.tomatoes.sometime March 7, 2020

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by Dream_69 October 11, 2020

Put Your Head On My Shoulder

Put your head on my shoulder
Hold me in your arms, baby
Squeeze me oh-so-tight
Show me that you love me too
Put your lips next to mine, dear
Won't you kiss me once, baby?
Just a kiss goodnight, maybe

You and I will fall in love (you and I will fall in love)

People say that love's a game
A game you just can't win
If there's a way

I'll find it someday
And then this fool will rush in
Put your head on my shoulder
Whisper in my ear, baby
Words I want to hear, tell me
Tell me that you love me too (tell me that you love me too)
Put your head on my shoulder
Whisper in my ear, baby
Words I want to hear, baby
Put your head on my shoulder

by Death Menace December 4, 2022

up with the put-down

To be "up with the put-down" is to be in the know-how; to have the latest information/gossip or to fully understand a situation.

Character 1: "What? I doooon't get iiiittt...?!?!"
Character 2: "OMFG, grrrrlllll, get up with the fxing put-down. here's how it's done..."

Scene Kids on the Street: *RAMBLE RAMBLE RAMBLE. GOSSIP GOSSIP GOSSIP. SEX SEX SEX. PARAPHANELIA, PEDOPHILIA, DRUG ABUSE*

Street Cop Strolling By: "Wow, great job staying up with the put-down, kids. Keep it up!"

by Nick Hoover June 3, 2008