wall puppy

An Australian slang term for giant huntsman spiders

"Oi mate, we got a wall puppy over here!"

by St. Chode January 7, 2025

Peeling the Puppy

A euphemism for masturbation.

Guy 1 "Hey man, you were real distant last night, what were you doing"
Guy 2 "Nah I was just Peeling the Puppy last night. You know how it is."
Guy 1 "...ah"

by MiniGram October 7, 2025

No puppy

I don’t love you

Can I have a puppy.
No puppy, or I don’t love you

by carinsainest July 21, 2023

puppy-dude

someone who is bossed around by their girlfriend and would do anything for them. Typically when the girlfriend is super hot.

dude 1: yo bro we playing ball today?
dude 2: nah bro I can't I gotta take my girlfriend and her friends shopping.
dude 1: you are such a puppy-dude
dude 2: chill bro im not

by Samot-boy April 23, 2019

Puppy Slut

A person under the age of 18 that wears as little clothes as possible, behaves erratically around strangers and posts risky social media photos. Usually you will find someone like this in a mall, gym or school. Most puppy sluts seem to seek sexual attention.

I’m sick and tired of seeing these puppy sluts acting like it’s normal to be a skank when you get older.

by Vivortnite March 23, 2021

horse puppy

Another name for a "foal."

"AW!!! Look at all the horse puppies playing together!"
"Um....those are foals."
"What?"
"You know, baby horses are called foals."
"I'm still gonna say horse puppy."

by Rocky Horror Babe March 1, 2021

eclipsed by the cute puppy photo

A euphemism for any online discussion which seemed relevant and important at the time, but has now become buried in the noise of other discussions and is now mostly forgotten.

"Did we ever decide which format to go with for those new TPS reports?" "Not really, I think that got eclipsed by the cute puppy photo."

by tertbel July 18, 2019