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Faulty Fuel Pump

The act of somebody defecating into another person's asshole and after 2 days, they trade. This repeats until a person cannot fit any more in their asshole.
Person 1: Hey, want to play Faulty Fuel Pump?
Person 2: Sure, be prepared to clean up, things are going to get messy.
by CrabFucker69 November 28, 2022
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pump n grind

when something is pushed or lifted over another area part position up and down until a vacuuming of air suction pressure is applied = pump, when something slides back forth over another area part in which it rubs with friction = grind, with sex, Pump would be the part of a woman action with the genital or any private area of her bottom between her legs using another bodily part of a partner to create a vacuum effect so that area the private part it is is on, simulates penetration in a hump motion of that area she has it on. Sexually for Grinding, is the act of make a horizontal friction to stimulate surface skin feeling friction with her genital, like something entering her private parts, such as some ones hand fondling her insides, like a g-spot in a vagina or reaming of the anus/asshole without penetration, by sliding her private part back and forth over her partner, usually the partners limb edges or mostly with their face or head, this is an act usually done by what is also called face sitting or facesitting or an act known as tibbing with two same genital of their vaginas results to what = grind or grinding. When combined word action = Pump N Grind(ing)
Tribb Tribbing Pump N Grind anus asshole gentital Pump Grind
by ctk define January 9, 2015
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lil pump syndrome

The repetition of the same phrase in a song. Basically described every lil pump song that has blown up.
Soundcloud rapper: "Blue strips, blue strips, blue strips, blue strips, blue strips, blue strips (x20)
Person: This wigger has lil pump syndrome
by yungcanopener May 18, 2018
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Pump yo brakes

I was playing with my buddies guinea pigs and one started biting me, so I said 'pump yo brakes guinea pig'
by C-MUNN July 15, 2010
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two pump conversion

An event whereas after you finally get a chick to let you score with her, you start the lovemaking process and finish after an amazing two pumps...
I finally got my new girl alone and naked and all I could pull off was a two pump conversion.
by donaldson November 29, 2003
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3 pump chump

a guy who can't sustain sex for longer than three measly thrusts
Last night, sex with Ted was unexpectedly good. He ain't no 3 pump chump.
by lysergia December 15, 2012
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German Piss Pump

While receiving a blow job from a woman, she pushes on your stomache and you piss in her mouth. She then sits up and fountains it onto your face.
Mary was sucking my cock and she gave me a German Piss Pump!
by dstrbd68 October 22, 2009
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