one pump dump

Blowing your load on the first thrust. Sliding it in and letting go of all your wholesome fluids all in one swift motion.

Friend: How was it?
You: I couldn't take my time, I had to give her the ol "one pump dump."

by JK AtlaZ November 22, 2019

Faulty Fuel Pump

The act of somebody defecating into another person's asshole and after 2 days, they trade. This repeats until a person cannot fit any more in their asshole.

Person 1: Hey, want to play Faulty Fuel Pump?
Person 2: Sure, be prepared to clean up, things are going to get messy.

by CrabFucker69 November 28, 2022

Pump yo brakes

to stop what you are doing

I was playing with my buddies guinea pigs and one started biting me, so I said 'pump yo brakes guinea pig'

by C-MUNN July 15, 2010

lil pump syndrome

The repetition of the same phrase in a song. Basically described every lil pump song that has blown up.

Soundcloud rapper: "Blue strips, blue strips, blue strips, blue strips, blue strips, blue strips (x20)
Person: This wigger has lil pump syndrome

by yungcanopener May 18, 2018

two pump conversion

An event whereas after you finally get a chick to let you score with her, you start the lovemaking process and finish after an amazing two pumps...

I finally got my new girl alone and naked and all I could pull off was a two pump conversion.

by donaldson November 29, 2003

3 pump chump

a guy who can't sustain sex for longer than three measly thrusts

Last night, sex with Ted was unexpectedly good. He ain't no 3 pump chump.

by lysergia December 15, 2012

German Piss Pump

While receiving a blow job from a woman, she pushes on your stomache and you piss in her mouth. She then sits up and fountains it onto your face.

Mary was sucking my cock and she gave me a German Piss Pump!

by dstrbd68 October 22, 2009