pull a teese

To get in a heated argument in a cafeteria and then break a recyled plastic tray over your opponents, shattering it into 5 million pieces.

Logan: Well your girlfriend is not physically attractive to the opposite sex

Eric: WELL YOUR MOM'S A WHORE!

Logan: Oh no you didn't, byatch! (Breaks his tray over Eric's head and screams triumphantly)

Jacob: Holy Shit! Did you just see that?

Grady:See what? Did Logan just pull a teese?

Jacob:Logan just pulled a teese!

Grady: Dear God......

by Cheez Balls June 3, 2011

pull a preston

to randomly quote an obscure line from a film which bears no relevance to the current situation, confusing everyone.

Man #1 "so did you go to the pub last night?"

the Preston "Keep the change you filthy animal!"

Man #1 "did you just quote home alone?"

the Preston "Yeah..."

Man #1 "What does that have to do with anything? Did you just pull a preston?"

by sarcasmo87 October 6, 2011

Pull a Christina

Inf.

Messing up the lyrics to the National Anthem at a public event.

Good luck singing at the game tonight, Abby! And remember: DON'T PULL A CHRISTINA!

by joopower September 15, 2012

Pull a Rockstar

To pull a rockstar is to wet your pants in public.

The two youngsters saw the alcoholic man Pull a Rockstar in the middle of the center.

by StarLeprechaun October 22, 2011

pull a sydney

When you tell someone you barely know that you love them with your whole heart and end up being obsessed with them forever

Bro I think I love her
Just don't pull a Sydney man

by sapphire.gaming December 20, 2013

Pull A Gus

To Step On Someone's Nuts With Cleats.

Hey Steve Pull A Gus. SPLAT .. His Nuts Popped Like Grapes

by Basedsquid March 27, 2014

pull a jfk

Masturbating until your penile head explodes.

John: I think I need to see a doctor!!
Jimmy: Why?!
John: I was in my room watching porn and I had to pull a jfk. There is blood everywhere!!

by Lil' to BIGGY August 6, 2014