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pulling a phil

The act of bringing twinkies and ho ho's to class, eating both boxes, then afterwards cry about being called fat draper. RIGHT IN THE MIDDLE OF CLASS. invented by a kid who pulled this stunt in Niagara Falls, New York.
Dude, Brigham definitely was pulling a Phil the other day while in math class.
by Pat Rajczak July 4, 2008
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Go Phil

Sex without a condom. Named after Phil Collins' album "No Jacket Required."
No use of condom.
When my girlfriend told me she was on the pill, I asked her if we needed to use a condom of if we could go Phil.
When my girlfriend told me she was on the pill, I asked her if we needed to use a condom of if we could go Phil.
by MIF's baby March 1, 2007
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Phil Swift

A literal dumb ass, as some would call this person. Often this term is used in a hurtful way to call someone mentally handicapped. These types of people are social outcasts that are best left ignored, as they try to provoke others to gain the attention it so desires.
Guy 1: Yo, I got this random Steam Notification from some guy named, "Phil Swift?"

Guy 2: What does it say?

Guy 1: It says, Black Chariot is a major offensive operation not for the defense of SCI Servers, but against SCI Servers as a whole. After being forced out of SCI for means of safety for our members, we are returning after months of exile. We do not expect to return after this operation. The entire Coalition is participating in this, and we expect YOU to be there too. Every and all weapons are deploying here. Destroy any and all opposition."

Guy 2: Well, he sure acts like a Phil Swift.
by Dert26 June 17, 2018
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Phil Pens

Phil Pens-noun- Exorbitantly overpriced desk set pens with no purpose but to be flashy. Will lead to your termination if purchased on the company dime. Will then be used by your predecessors to clean out marijuana pipes and stir alcoholic beverages until they too are terminated. The cycle continues on from there.
A- Hey, pack me a bowl before I get on cam.

B- Okay let me find that paperclip I was using earlier.

A- Why? There's some Phil Pens right here.
by Natalie Vegas September 7, 2013
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Philadelphia Filibuster

To vigorously jerk off a man using a preferably searing Philly cheese steak, and when he's about to put some 'mayo' on that sandwich, the giving party punches him as hard as possible in the scrotum, causing the process to be prolonged as long as possible.
"Yo man I paid this whore a half ounce of crack and she gave me a Philadelphia Filibuster that lasted 4 hours, I'm amazed my balls didn't explode, though i don't know if I'll ever get back my foreskin that burnt off."
by GO BILLY! October 8, 2013
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philandus

A man hoe tbh. Funny and loving. Heartbreaker
Philandus is my lover, but he just cannot stop fucking different women!
by Bellaonlime January 8, 2017
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Phil Trash #1

dan howell stole me the title "phil trash #1" but i´m happy bc it is soooo phan!
by internettrash December 24, 2016
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