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Perfect Woman

Creature, much like Santa Claus, The Easter Bunny, Sasquatch and the Good Nigger- often spoken of, but one has never actually been seen by a reputable witness.
I met the perfect woman last night, just before I sailed my yacht back to my mansion.....yeah...that's the ticket!
by Malcolm X-crement January 5, 2004
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Perfect Man

Harry is a perfect man in every way and form.
by simpfor1D May 12, 2020
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the perfect storm

The Perfect Storm is created whenever many activities that individually would cause one to shit are combined into one ridiculous brew. A Perfect Storm could be created after a heavy night of drinking when someone decides they want to eat taco bell, smoke lots of cigarettes, drink a venti coffee, and then go on a long walk. The Perfect Storm is normally an emergency situation.
Guy 1: 'What the hell bro!'
Guy 2: 'What?'
Guy 1: 'i just realized that I have the Perfect Storm brewin"
Guy 2: 'bummmer man. your goose is cooked. this long walk has led us an hour away from a decent toilet.'
by hansmuff@krampus.com April 7, 2011
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PERFECT SHOT

Word used for any shitty throw from right-field to a base in the infield. Includes rainbows, skid-marks, and any other fucked up throw.
That #12 just tossed a PERFECT SHOT over the fucking fence.
by JC May 29, 2004
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The Perfect Guy

I have no clue, I haven't found one yet. But here are some tings to look out for in your perfect guy:

He'll be smart, hot, funny and most of all adorable and sweet. He'll be the kind of guy that will do things like write your name and definition in the Urban Dictionary saying great things about you. You will never find the perfect guy....Which kind of sucks so yeah. Good luck. Tell me if you find one.
Does not exist Unfortunately would be nice The perfect guy will probably only match with the perfect girl, and face it, that's never going to happen, either0
by frghjdsuehrbtgldiosquwygef September 30, 2012
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The perfect ending

The perfect ending is the Final step in a mens Life, it is Death.
But not any Death. Death by Speed, high speed in a Car Or Motorcycle.
Example:

-Paul Walker
-Jax (Sons of Anarchy)
I just want the perfect ending.
by Hoja2 March 6, 2023
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Perfect burgur

A wise man once said there’s nothing like a perfect burgur in the afternoon
A wiseman: I cannot wait for that perfect burgur in the afternoon there is nothing like a perfect burgur in the afternoon on a hot summers day
by Lenthyja February 11, 2021
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