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Backwards Parking Motherfucker

The Backwards Parking Motherfucker, or BPM, does not park their car like normal drivers do. He/she will do a twelve point turn to get their car into a parking spot, with the car hood facing out towards the driveway.

The Backwards Parking Motherfucker will hog prime spots close to the front door of an establishment, with their rear bumper up practically on the sidewalk.
At the wal-mart supercenter, I saw a backwards parking motherfucker making a ten point turn into a handicapped spot. The dude walked out briskly without a limp.
by boggler August 12, 2016
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Prime Parking

Guy #1: Prime Parking is literal ass bro.
Guy #2: I know it smells like Lebanese asshole.
by ChaosInfernox August 19, 2017
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Pillow Packing

The ancient Icelandic sexual ritual of shoving one's pillow up the mate's anus.
P: How was last night?
T: It was great, me and Tim were pillow packing all night.
by Teddy Westside 15 May 30, 2018
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Parallel Parking

Hey baby back yo’ trunk up and show me yo’ parallel parking skillz.
by Napolee August 10, 2019
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Better paying job

Exactly what it means; a job that pays you more than the job you currently have.
I need a better paying job
by Sexydimma June 19, 2021
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Shit Poking

1: hey bro want to shit poke?
2: yeah, I love shit poking
by ReaboUD April 29, 2022
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white based named paging system

when people with white sounding names have richer careers across the board than others who don’t in America.
The white based named paging system kept America a superpower.
by Coop Dupe June 17, 2018
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