Crotch puppies

The process of walking a dog with the leash trailing between the two back legs in an attempt to gain canine compliance through overstimulation or greater fear of the collar pull. (Sidebar: Or the dog walker is dumb.)

Did you see those two crotch puppies on the trail yesterday? I feel so bad for those pooches. Someone needs to learn how to walk a dog.

by Henry 'Maverick' Sapling January 21, 2021

Doomed Puppy

A character inserted into a stories plot solely to gain the love and support of the audience before being subjected to unfortunate circumstances for the sake of adding emotional weight to the story.

Bob was such a doomed puppy in season two of Stranger Things.

by Wricks July 2, 2022

Snow Puppy

Like a snow-bunny, but simply the male version

“When I die ima go to snow puppy heaven” - dr umar (not a real quote, based off song named “snow bunny heaven”)

by big man my man May 2, 2024

Sloppy Puppy

When you’re fucking a shorty that’s tiny and she be hella naughty like a little sloppy puppy

“Damn bitch you little sloppy puppy”

by Watermelon tits October 10, 2021

National Wear your Puppie love shirt

December 18 National wear your puppy love shirt

friend1: Hey did you know it’s national wear your puppie love shirt day

friend2: No
friend1: well it is so we should wear them

by yurmumdootcom January 17, 2022

Puppy

Ok you obviously know what a puppy is

so why are you here?

Oh my gosh its a puppy

by Oh mah Addeh April 24, 2019

Sad puppy

When you hang your best friend's dog from a ceiling fan and proceed to use it as a cum sock from further on.

Man your dog is the best! My favorite sad puppy ever.

by jiggernaut420 February 15, 2024