water block

What Peter’s mom got last night.

“I don’t want to get a new water block” -Peter
“Your mom got a new water block last night if you know what I mean” -Garrison
“I don’t even know what that is supposed to mean”-Peter

“Go check urban dictionary.” -Garrison

by Open the lab November 6, 2021

Talk Blocking

The kids at school who say "let's stop talking and get to work".

Nico: Did you know you could inject heroin into your coochie?
Quinn: Did you know you could eat it?
Louis: Did you know we can stop talking and get to work?
Quinm: Stop talk blocking us

by Z.queen December 6, 2019

Tiger Block

When your Famous and you have an accident due to an angry wife finding out about your "escapades" and several people including the CHP and people from the public media, begin to ask you personal questions.

Buddy: Why did you wreck your car Mr. Professional Golfer?
PG: I would like to keep this a private matter between my wife and family.
Buddy: Why?
PG: because I am very concerned about family.
Buddy: oh, I see, you just be busting out with a Tiger Block
PG: yes, hahaha, yes I concur.

by Crazy68 December 2, 2009

Cock blocking

When somebody fucking up your chance to get a bitch

The teacher was cock blocking in the hallway when I was trying to kiss my girl

by Gregaboo May 27, 2018

choc-block

refers to a situation in which an undesirable candy bar in a vending machine is blocking access to the desirable candy bar behind it.

Dammit! I was jonesing for some peanut M&M's but I got choc-blocked by that Almond Joy bar that's been sitting in front of them for the past three weeks!

by pud2000 July 14, 2010

barack-blocked

When an election is called so swiftly and decidedly that Election Day parties end early, prematurely stopping any potential hook-ups.

See: cock blocked

"Where's Kelly? I thought you two were hitting it off."
"She left soon as CNN called it for Obama; I got barack-blocked."

by bluejuh March 22, 2009

Cock blocked

An action that prevents someone from having sex

Daniel cock blocked his dad by not going with his friends and staying home

by Save my nibba harambe April 7, 2019