Phantom Periods are typically defined as period pain that comes and goes in a vague manner. You will find yourself on the toilet hunched over in pain, only to realize the pain isn't really THAT bad, or even worse, that there wasn't any pain in the first place. This type of pain cannot be conveyed properly in speech.
Me: I'm having a Phantom Period.
Period Normie: what's that?
Me: When you're on your period and it hurts but it also doesn't.
Period Normie: da fuk
Period Normie: what's that?
Me: When you're on your period and it hurts but it also doesn't.
Period Normie: da fuk
by is It Stupid? A.) No B.)N January 15, 2022
Get the Phantom Periodmug. Why this is an exclamation point of course! It is a period that is in a state of enthusiasm. It has nothing to do with vulgar sex stuff or menses.
Teacher: "Okay class. Today we will learn about the exclamation point and what it means. Understood?"
The teacher then draws one on the smartboard.
Ernie: "Umm, Miss B? Why does your period have a boner? It's like a period erection or something!"
Class laughs.
Teacher: "That's enough, class! Ernie! Get your hands out of your pants! You little pervert! Stop staring at my chest!"
The teacher then draws one on the smartboard.
Ernie: "Umm, Miss B? Why does your period have a boner? It's like a period erection or something!"
Class laughs.
Teacher: "That's enough, class! Ernie! Get your hands out of your pants! You little pervert! Stop staring at my chest!"
by von groovy January 28, 2025
Get the period erectionmug. by rayray on the track November 10, 2021
Get the periodmug. A cycle that every young woman has to go through every effing month. Period cramps are the worst thing ever, and feel like someone's stabbing you from the inside of your stomach. haha :l . And some dumb men have the AUDACITY to say getting kicked in the balls hurts more.
A cycle that every young woman has to go through every effing month. Period cramps are the worst thing ever, and feel like someone's stabbing you from the inside of your stomach. haha :l . And some dumb men have the AUDACITY to say getting kicked in the balls hurts more.
A cycle that every young woman has to go through every effing month. Period cramps are the worst thing ever, and feel like someone's stabbing you from the inside of your stomach. haha :l . And some dumb men have the AUDACITY to say getting kicked in the balls hurts more.
by Rawr <3 March 1, 2021
Get the periodmug. When you are surrounded by a new group of females who you interact with often enough your period becomes contagious in the group of said females. You get your period and it is quickly spread throughout the group, at such a magnitude everyone’s periods begin getting effected-usually appearing sooner than expected.
Period plague in the all girls office-I’m here all of the time, & I’ve had my period for 12 out of the 14 weeks I’ve been here.
by Methodical Muse August 15, 2018
Get the period plaguemug. by Man period July 14, 2020
Get the Man periodmug. when u use a space before a period to add character to a message. also applies to question marks and exclamation marks.
space period: what .
space question mark: wdym ?
space exclamation point: that’s certainly an outfit u wore !
space question mark: wdym ?
space exclamation point: that’s certainly an outfit u wore !
by slay inc. October 3, 2022
Get the space periodmug.