BOBBY BLOCKED

Being blocked from any interesting web site due to a network admin. that takes himself and his little tiny life too seriously.

Damn, all I was trying to do is check my email and I got "BOBBY BLOCKED"
Shit, Whatta Dick-Weed

by russdall October 23, 2009

Talk Blocking

The kids at school who say "let's stop talking and get to work".

Nico: Did you know you could inject heroin into your coochie?
Quinn: Did you know you could eat it?
Louis: Did you know we can stop talking and get to work?
Quinm: Stop talk blocking us

by Z.queen December 6, 2019

student's block

When a student attempts to begin an assignment (project, paper, reading, math, etc.) and can make no progress.

Friendface: How are you doing on your project?
You: Ahhh, terrible, I can't get anywhere.
Friendface: Oh, do you have student's block?
You: Yes, it's awful.

by Elizabeth Newbury November 20, 2010

Bro Blocking

The opposite of cock blocking. When some one prevents you from chilling with your bro(s).

Tyrone: Damn, dan never chills any more...

Jamal: That greasy bitch hes dating is bro blocking.

by ALL I DO IS KUSH August 28, 2010

Cock Blocking

V. The act of stopping a guy from getting in a girls pants. (2) A dick move used by only the lowest of guys, and these guys should never be a "wingman" at parties or clubs.

Example 1. Jack and Jill went to the party to do the hanky panky, but little Franky is Cock Blocking Jack, and now jack will be in jail cuz he's about to murder Fanky.
Example 2. What Seth did to James in the Interview.

by That DuDe May 26, 2015

Issa block

getting blocked. term from the rapper 21 savage "issa knife." Referring to the tattoo on his forehead.

your being annoying "issa block."

by unidentified012 February 13, 2017

Sexter's Block

The act of receiving a sext, and not having anything sexy or freaky to say back. Alot like writer's block. But worse. Not only does it make the sextee feel awkward because they have nothing to say, it makes the sexter feel awkward also because you get that thought in your mind that maybe you were a little too freaky. Also makes the next face-to-face contact awkward as well. It is very difficult to admit you suffer from sexter's block.

Example 1:
Sexter: "Mmm you like that don't you? Next I'm gonna....."
Sextee: Oh yeah, she's a freak. What to say, "Yeah baby, I like that" No, sounds gay already. Damn sexter's block.

Next Day:
Sexter: "About last night, sorry. I got a little freaky."
Sextee: "Uh no, it's okay. I just uh fell asleep."
Sexter: "Ohh"

Example 2:
Sexter to friend: And then he said his dick likes being hard.

Friend: Poor guy, probably was suffering from sexter's block.

by Sext Master June 18, 2011