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Emo. A sub culture of well off, white, middle class, suburbanite, teenage/twentysomethings, that don't have any real cause for stress in their lives. As this is seen as unacceptable in societies where self proclaimed victimization is seen as a cause and excuse for any possible act. Emo's hence resort to bemoaning their predicment (Otherwise known as emotional masterbation), when 95% of the worlds poulation would quite gladly kill them for what these little twats have handed to them. They also find/express their individuality by dressing and acting like all the other twats which call themselves emo.
Emo people who cut their wrist sideways when everybody knows you do it with the vain if you mean business.
by Working class good 4 nothing December 9, 2008
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The EMO, a cross between an emu and a dodo, is a an awkward bird like creature near extinction found solely off the coast of Ireland.
Girl 1: Did you see that girl fall on America's Next Top Model last night?
Girl 2: I know! She's so clumsy, she should be on Ireland's Next Top Emo!!
by YellowSpottedDinosaur March 3, 2011
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Some bitches that think they have a life of sadness when they waste almost 100 dollars on piercings and earings and the shitiest clothes qnd give themselves the ugliest hair cut in reality
I saw this emo crying in her knees and i laughed at her stupidity
by this human April 1, 2015
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alright. lemme clear some stuff up.
1. most emo kids don't cut themselves
2. they don't hate everyone, people just have bad opinions on them so they avoid people.
3. emo music is not shit. they literally save lives. look it up.
4. please. please. please. do not judge a person by their outfit or haircut.

5. emo music doesn't make people mad or upset, it actually calms them down and makes them happier. there have been scientific studies done.

if you see a person you think is emo, give them space. don't be up in their face about your opinion about them. they don't care about what you think, and they have a right to live too.
person 1: wow did you see that kid in the My Chemical Romance shirt?
person 2: OMG they must be sooo emo.
emo: ohmydearfuckinggodmakethesepeopleshutupimsotiredwithhumanitycantheyjustdie
person 2: I bet they cut themselves!
person 1: yeah! all emo kids are the same and they all hate themselves so they cut their arms! we should help them!
person 2: *violently grabs kids arms*
emo: wtf
person 1: DONT WORRY WELL SAVE YOU *vigorously hugs emo kid*
emo: AHHHHHHHHHHHH WHAT THE HELL

person 2: OH NO LOOK THEY CUT THEMSELVES

emo: THATS A CATSCRATCH
person 1: OH YEAH THEY DID LOOK THEYRE BLEEDING I BET WERE NOT CAUSING THEM PAIN BY POKING IT *poke poke poke*
emo: AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOINGGGGG
person 1: WERE HELPING YOU LITTLE EMO SHIT NOW TAKE OUR HELP OR YOURE AN INSENSITIVE CREATURE
person 2: YEAH WERE GONNA FORCE THE TERM EMO TO BE ASSOCIATED WITH SELF HARM AND DEPRESSION
emo: you know it means emotional right
person 1 & 2: oh
emo: people ask why I'm introverted and avoid people and here we are
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Noun/verb

• Emo. A over sensitive kid who wears hoodies everyday, the same black ripped jeans, has cuts anywhere imaginable, can quote on quote “roast you from anywhere”. They’re mostly gays, bisexuals, and tranny’s. Some take jokes to far and then cry about it. They’re hard to be friends with. Also they hate everything and person around them. OH AND DONT FORGET THEIRSELVES. Oh boy they realllly hate theirselves. They blame other people for their problems. That’s all.
Kid: “jenny when are ypu going to cut your hair?”
Emo kid: “when are you going to care about yourself more than other people?”
Kid: “I could ask the same question.”
Emo kid: *sits in their seat and cries the whole period while writing their feelings down*
by The bigger douche December 19, 2017
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Emotional person who feels strong emotions like happiness, sadness, etc. They do not cut themselves dispite what people think. Mainly like black white and neon colors.
My dog died and I cried for five days. But Why? I'm emo.
by Emogirl2817 July 19, 2010
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A word wich really means nothing that has about a million definitons on Urban dictionary.
Kids r not "emo' if they cut
Preps: Emos r stupid they just sit in the coner and cut themselvfes
Me: U r a total ignoramus
by catisadinosaur August 27, 2009
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