Obligatory Crap

When someone gives you a hassle because they are supposed to, not because they mean it.

I'm surprised your wife let you play golf today? She gave me some obligatory crap, but she wanted to go shopping anyway.

by TartanMarine June 19, 2010

Crap Nap

The act of taking a quick nap while pooping at work. Most likely performed by a third shift employee but can be achieved on any shift.

Dude that poop took you a half hour

Yeah, I caught a crap nap

by Big big biscuit April 11, 2023

Old-crap

An old person who talks crap about tech and the Internet.

Hey old-crap go drink your gin and take you tablets.

by Crazyvideos.tv April 16, 2017

Crap Cookie

When a person takes a shit into a receiving vagina. The poop will sometimes stick out like a turtle head.

Hey, wanna give Sue Ann a crap cookie?

by Crab staggums December 8, 2019

Crap

I believe it to be a tire engulfed in flames on the side of the road.

*Me and mother driving along road.*

*Mother looks out window*

Mother: Holy crap!

*I look out window to see a burning tire on the side of the road.*

by Big jimmyz October 31, 2022

crap rat

someone who eats crap

i am a crap rat...i like it with sweetcorn

by moshababe August 1, 2006

Dank Crap

a dank crap

Yo kevin that was a dank crap you did

by bruh meme inator April 23, 2021