Country Biggs 1: hey Billy me any margerie did that country creme last night then I have her the Swiss miss
Billy: sounds like a party to me mind if I have a taste .... yee haw
Billy: sounds like a party to me mind if I have a taste .... yee haw
by Niggerballs420 October 16, 2021
Get the Country creme mug.Talks the talk and but doesn't walk the walk and their boots have never seen dirt. Got that typical curly ass hair sticking out of their flat brimmed cap, and will wear a vest over a sweatshirt, usually lots of carhartt.
Boasts about how good of a driver they are for whatever reason, but drives some subaru or toyota (not even a truck, and not more than 10 years old).
Has never worked any sort of blue collar occupation and is unable to drive a stick shift, but will continue to say they can and choose not to.
Has driven out of the city once in the last month.
Takes their car into a shop for oil changes.
Can't stand old country music.
Vapes.
Somewhere between 16 and 19 years old.
Pretty much your average fuckboy but dresses differently.
Boasts about how good of a driver they are for whatever reason, but drives some subaru or toyota (not even a truck, and not more than 10 years old).
Has never worked any sort of blue collar occupation and is unable to drive a stick shift, but will continue to say they can and choose not to.
Has driven out of the city once in the last month.
Takes their car into a shop for oil changes.
Can't stand old country music.
Vapes.
Somewhere between 16 and 19 years old.
Pretty much your average fuckboy but dresses differently.
Guy 1: Look at this kid over here, shiny ass unscuffed boots, jeans with pre-torn holes.
Guy 2: Dude, that's what you call a country fuckboy.
Guy 2: Dude, that's what you call a country fuckboy.
by Fat chihuahua December 26, 2022
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Get the <.7.9.7.6.>Saheem Malik Valdery Is An <Prehistoric>Alita<Behemoth> For Felu's Country Of Japan's<.7.9.7.6.> mug.A school in the middle of fuckin nowhere. Nothing good has come from this school. It's mostly just comprised of racist, homophobic, and transphobic dickholes, who can't comprehend the fact that there are more than just White people in the world.
Half of the school staff there always seem like they're on some life altering substances, given the decisions they've made to the policies of this place. Another thing you can tell, is that the majority of the students that attend this school have obviously never received the belt, nor told to 'Shut the fuck up'.
More so, none of the students can tell the difference between an Irishmen and someone who speaks Pashto. Although, this can be overshadowed by the fact that none of the students can even point to their own shitty-ass country.
Half of the school staff there always seem like they're on some life altering substances, given the decisions they've made to the policies of this place. Another thing you can tell, is that the majority of the students that attend this school have obviously never received the belt, nor told to 'Shut the fuck up'.
More so, none of the students can tell the difference between an Irishmen and someone who speaks Pashto. Although, this can be overshadowed by the fact that none of the students can even point to their own shitty-ass country.
"I attended North Country Junior High School when I was 12 to 14!"
The thing is, you wouldn't have to use this in a sentence, because anyone who attends this shitfest of an education is purely illiterate.
The thing is, you wouldn't have to use this in a sentence, because anyone who attends this shitfest of an education is purely illiterate.
by Th3Sk1ttleGroup2000 November 3, 2023
Get the North Country Junior High mug.A index that ranks countries after how much they contribute to climate, world peace , science and various other stuff.
Sweden leads the index.
Sweden leads the index.
by I am much better than you November 16, 2016
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There are three constants in life: Death, Taxes, and FUCK COUNTRY MUSIC.
There are three constants in life: Death, Taxes, and FUCK COUNTRY MUSIC.
by Piss Machine September 28, 2024
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