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by Séan Miller February 23, 2022

Grammar Nazi

A person who won't shut the fuck up about using correct grammar and will go to the ends of the earth to make sure you correct yourself when you use incorrect grammar

"Hey bill, did you about how Jeff is such a Grammar Nazi?"
"Yeah, I sure did Bob, did you also know that I am Jeff? We're not friends, and stop calling me Bill."

by Utervio_ November 5, 2019

Grammer Nazi

A piece of shit. Yes, I misspelled "grammar" on purpose. I just wanted to piss some people off, you know? Like I always do, with the r/Wooosh or Cat definition?

Me: ugh, squirrels are fucking bitches, they dont deserve to live
Grammer nazi: UR SO MEAN! DONT TREAT GRAMMER LIKE THAT
Me: does it fucking matter? i dont need grammar to be on the internet
Grammer nazi: IT MEANS UR UNEDUCATED AND I HIGHLY DOUBT UR GOOD AT IT
Me: dont be a hypocrite
Grammer nazi: IM NOT BEING HYPOCRITE STOP HATING BITCH
Me: your fault
Grammer nazi: NO ITS NOT UR NOT USING GRAMMAR
Me: Fine. If you want me to fucking use grammar, I will fucking use grammar. Now stop being a fucking hypocrite and learn to use grammar the right way yourself, got that, fuck-face?

by PI55 September 20, 2018

Formal Nazi

A loser (generally a parent/teacher) who lingers about at a School Formal, usually to stop "innapropriate behaviour".
Innapropriate Behaviour, to a Formal Nazi is anything a sensible person would call fun.

Brendan tried to kiss me at the formal, while Ebony was spilling the fizzy on the floor and Kayla blasted her iPod until that Formal Nazi came across,

by I AM MOO July 7, 2011

Cake Nazi

A person or business that denies service to another person based on preconceived notions or personal religious beliefs. Extra douche points are awarded to the Cake Nazi if they in fact discriminate indiscriminately, i.e. they are happy to take money from anyone in their restaurant but won't cater specifically to a gay wedding; or won't bake a cake for a Muslim's wedding but will for a Christian's wedding even if it is a different denomination of church than theirs'.

"Um, excuse me, I - I think you forgot my rainbow icing."

"Icing, two dollars extra."
"Two dollars? But everyone in front of me got free icing."

"You want icing?"
"Yes, please."

"Three dollars!"
"What?"

"No cake for you!"
DAMN CAKE NAZI.

by JesusDiedForCake April 8, 2015

Wannabe Nazi

A person that often idolizes Hitler and talks about various acts such as killing jews or other minorities, despite never acting them out and often roleplaying as a Nazi online, using Google Translate for german. They mostly do not know anything about the National Socialist movement, the 3rd Reich or Nazis in general. Neo-Nazis and Wannabe Nazis seem like the same, but the latter is often a shy person in real life which quickly changes online where nobody can punch them in the face.

The difference between a real Nazi and a Wannabe Nazi is the same as the one between a Mall Ninja and a Navy Seal.

Hanna: "Robert always talks about gassing jews but has jewish friends"
Tim: "Yes, he is such a wannabe nazi"

by random case of pineapple pizza June 16, 2018

pineapple nazi

A person who despises pineapples and flips out at the mention of them.

Paul:Want some pineapple??!
Julia:HELL TO THE NO, YOU RETARD!!
Paul: You are such a pineapple nazi!
Julia: GO F yourself!
Paul:Jeez, I just wanted to know if you wanted pineapple!

by angryandsad December 6, 2010