Michael Kay

-proper noun
1) Sports broadcaster known to announce a baseball pitcher's perfect game in progress against popular legend that doing so will prevent such an event from happening.

verb
2) to place a jinx on

1) Michal Kay blew C.C. Sabathia's perfect game again.

2) You just Michael Kay'd my perfect game.

by p@ October 5, 2009

michael savage

The greatest right-wing radio talkshow host ever. He, unlike others, is NOT a mouthpiece for the Bush Administration.

Fucktards and liberals may criticize him, but he is indeed the greatest that radio has to offer.

by Mattheus March 24, 2005

Michael A.

The worlds most amazingest man. How would you know you've seen him? Well.. he has the brightest smile I've ever seen. He has a twisted sense of humor and is always the life of the party. He has the brightest blue eyes I've ever seen, any girl can get lost in those eyes for hours. He is very tall, somewhere around 6'1. He has killer abs and the amazing biceps. Now I know what all of you are thinking, there is no guy out there like that. Well your wrong, there is. And guess what? He's mine.

- N

"I met this guy yesterday, it was going great until i found out his name wasnt actually Michael A."

by eastsidebetch February 9, 2010

Michael Vick

The most overrated quarterback in the NFL. Everybody kisses his ass so much it makes every Falcons game unwatchable. Very inaccurate, throws the ball so hard it's impossible to catch with just your hands. Despite his speed, he is the most sacked quarterback in the NFL.

Did you see Vick get creamed by Buckner and he fumbled the ball to Peppers who ran it for a touchdown? That was a nice play.

by Banane-Man February 1, 2005

Michael

from hebrew origin, Used in: Czech, English, French and German speaking countries
Extended form of Micha, meaning "Who is like God?".

people with the name michael are: caring, funny, compassionate, loyal, a mans man, sporty and fit, unlucky in love, and family oriented, will someday make a good husband and father, a little impatient
Michael's are cute, but not alltogether handsom, but are wonderful people and make loyal friends.

"he is a really nice guy, I bet his name is Michael"

by kouklitsa July 4, 2009

Michael Vick

An Ex-NFL player who executed dogs with a bunch of his wankster friends. He used to play for the Atlanta Falcons, where he showed amazing talent, but was too stupid to know how to play quarterback. He is now scrutinized by many around America, but the black people in the inner city of Atlanta seem to feel sorry for him. This is probably due to the lack of education and common sense among black people.

Al Sharpton gave Michael Vick a blowjob during an NAACP meeting.

by taharris August 31, 2007

Michael Scott Racist

A Michael Scott Racist is a generally well-intentioned person who tries so hard to be politically correct and to demonstrate that they are not racist that they show themselves to actually be racist. Named for Steve Carell's character on The Office who made a habit of being this.

Oscar: Both my parents were born in Mexico. And they moved to the United States a year before I was born. So I grew up in the United States. My parents were Mexican.
Michael Scott: Wow. Wow. That is... That is a great story. That's the American dream right there, right? Um, let me ask you, is there a term besides "Mexican" that you prefer? Something less offensive?

Kate: I'm not racist. I love all races, but especially Asians because although they're not great drivers, they really know how to run a buffet.
John: You're a Michael Scott Racist.

by Starburns2012 May 19, 2013