Mexican Mobile

When you live in Southern California, you are extremely close to the boarder. Very often you will see old scummy vehicles, trucks loaded past the brim with furniture etc., this is where the term "Mexican Mobile" comes in, you just know when seeing one of these scummy vehicles that a Mexican is in it. Spend a day here and you'll know what I mean.

Karen: Hey that smoggy vehicles just cut me off, and why is there so much trash on the road?
Me: THAT's what we call a Mexican Mobile

by liampaynelover September 29, 2019

Mexican Ville

This is another Southern California thing. As stated earlier in Mexican Mobile, Southern California is super close to the Mexican border. Majority of the population he is Mexican, and they tend to dwell in nasty areas. The areas they live in are crammed full of mexicans, germs run rampant, cars line the streets in every direction, trash is everywhere, and you can smell fabric softener from a mile way (It is their perfume after all). They all seem to live on streets called "Orange" or "Tulip", which sound nice, until you learn that they are part of Mexican Ville. Every few days, the mexicans from Mexican Ville will travel to the nicer neighborhoods and they will park their Mexican Mobiles in a nice neighborhood, to make room for more Mexican Mobiles thus ruining the whole state.

Jose Ole: *points at non Mexican ville* Hey mom, that neighborhood looks pretty nice, why can't we live there?
Moné Ole: That's not Mexican Ville Meja, we don't go there, only out cars go there

by liampaynelover September 29, 2019

Mexican Seabreeze

A sexual act in which one partner requests to have a 1:1 mix of hot sauce and icy hot shoved up their ass, either via a plunger or turkey baster

"When you go to the store can you get more Tabasco, icy hot, and a hemorrhoid pillow? Billy gave me a Mexican seabreeze last night and now I can't sit comfortably."

by Worshy-c September 2, 2019

Mexican Tea

Mexican Tea: slang for poop.

"I have to make a cup of Mexican Tea"

by William J. Abernathy June 9, 2018

The Mexican Coleslaw

The act of a homosexual banging a man who has diarrhea in the butt with a carrot and simultaneously jacking off and ejactulating into his butthole, and creating a Mexican coleslaw-like mix.

Mike gave Ray the Mexican Coleslaw last night and rolled around in the sheets enveloped themselves to make a human burrito.

by Coleslawlover June 9, 2018

mexican fritz

Delivering anal sex to an intoxicated woman while she pukes, preferably in a toilet. Closely related to the Mexican Fritzie, which is the same act performed upon a man.

Suzie was hammered drunk last night and heaved in the bathroom, but she's a good sport so she let me give her a Mexican Fritz while she up-chucked.

by Slim... March 22, 2017

Mexican Fritz

Also known as a "Reverse Blumpkin". It's banging a girl in the ass while she simultaneously vomits tequila into a toilet after a hard night of partying.

Oh man, our last night in Cabo was CRAZY. Sarah got super drunk so the next morning I gave her a Mexican Fritz.

by TheRuins March 22, 2017