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Mexican Mobile

When you live in Southern California, you are extremely close to the boarder. Very often you will see old scummy vehicles, trucks loaded past the brim with furniture etc., this is where the term "Mexican Mobile" comes in, you just know when seeing one of these scummy vehicles that a Mexican is in it. Spend a day here and you'll know what I mean.
Karen: Hey that smoggy vehicles just cut me off, and why is there so much trash on the road?
Me: THAT's what we call a Mexican Mobile
by liampaynelover September 29, 2019
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Mexican Sandwich

When your having a threesome with two fat girls and get sandwiched
Bro I almost died last night when I was Mexican Sandwiched.
by Johnny Appletree March 2, 2022
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Mexican Highway

1 straight couple + 1 gay friend + 1 unassociated gay man = A Mexican Highway
I heard you are hangin' out with your gf this weekend. Can I join y'all for a Mexican Highway? I'm sure I could find a 4th.
by aidgo6 February 11, 2021
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Mexican Fritz

Also known as a "Reverse Blumpkin". It's banging a girl in the ass while she simultaneously vomits tequila into a toilet after a hard night of partying.
Oh man, our last night in Cabo was CRAZY. Sarah got super drunk so the next morning I gave her a Mexican Fritz.
by TheRuins March 22, 2017
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Mexican suppository

Shoving a Carolina Reaper pepper up one's ass. This act will probably not be performed in a sober condition, perhaps on a dare.
Dave got wasted and tried a Mexican suppository last night. He should be out of the hospital in a day or two.
by Huge Assman November 1, 2017
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Mexican Diabetes

Also known as "Type 3 Diabetes" or "Tipo Tres", it is diabetes that is contracted when your pancreas is stolen from you and sold on the black market while you lay in a bathtub full of ice.
Joel: "What got up your ass?"
Joe: "Sorry man, I got Mexican Diabetes so I get grumpy from insulin deprevation"
Joel: "Is that why you voted Trump?"
Joe: "One of the reasons"
by GoonBoom March 11, 2017
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mexican drumstick

When you are fucking a girl with super hot salsa covering the male genitals, most often seen with a side of tortilla chips.
"Yo man have you and a girl ever done a Mexican drumstick?"
by DaddyD January 30, 2015
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