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The Mystek Mentality

When you think that’s everyone owes you 10$ for some strange reason. Pointing fingers all the time, and never taking responsibility for your own actions.
Man : “I think you should cash app me a couple bucks for a couple 99 banana shooters, you owe me!”

Woman : “Shut up Jerry, you’ve got The Mystek Mentality
by davudMendez69 January 31, 2024
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Mental Bloatware

When you ask a question, but the person answering keeps switching to irrelevant topics/events between the response that overloads your memory and derails the question itself. This oftentimes causes you to ask the question again repeatedly or even forget it yourself.
An example of Mental Bloatware is Joe asks his mom what's for dinner, before going into a tangent about her childhood that eventually derails into her talking about various unrelated topics. AS a result, you sternly ask her the same question repeatedly until she gives answer, or you give up
by CuteRobotLover September 11, 2025
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Ford mentality

When you drive confidently and carelessly to make the other drivers in the street scared of you and not the other way around
Jimothy: Muayad has ford mentality

Cummings: what’s that ?
Jimothy: it when you’re driving manlier than others
by Muayad October 4, 2020
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Slayer mentality

Mentality of Doomguy.

You don't fight your demons, you hunt them.

Anger issues and aggresivnes as well as being calm are your main traits. Gore and brutality don't bother you. You found something that fulfills your life and purpose on Earth and you enjoy it with passion.

You act, talk and walk like the only ting they fear is you.
dude's got such slayer mentality like how mad is he?
by user3312122021 May 17, 2022
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Mental/Illness

As a child if you were subjected to daddy beatings and they got severely worse after a few pints of Stella, you probably decided you wanted to be a total cunt and pop a pride flag up on your wall and force your false grammar and idea of pronouns down other's throats.

Hence the reason to why we call them mental illnesses because they would be nothing but normal members of society if they didn't get bested by their Daddy's beloved Stella Artois'.
Jamie: I don't rate Charlie. He's a fuck-tard if you asked me
Spencer: THEY
Jamie: Oh sorry. I forgot they were a Mental/Illness.
Charlie: WAAAAA I'M A BIG BABY THEY/THEM FAGGOT LIL BIH
Ben: Sorry has anyone got the time?
Charlie: Did you just assume we are financially stable enough to afford a clock?
Jamie: This is why no one likes you and you're a FUCKING GIRL CHARLIE LOOK BETWEEN YOUR LEGS THERE IS A FANNY RIGHT THERE!
by MWE2004 November 14, 2023
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Mac Mentality

When someone only goes after a girl that is taken.
Mac Mentality
Mac- “ She doesn’t have a girlfriend, she ugly as fuck.”
by Doah Navis November 13, 2019
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mental spittin

when someone talks so much shit that it is refered too as 'mental spittin'
asheraf: hey guys, i just drank the whole water from the pasific ocean

bob: ok, now your just mental spittin.
by the_merchant May 18, 2009
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